"Go down to the skeet shooting center and "pull"?"
So today Cody came over at 11, and we left for the Bruins game.
First, we went to Shaw's because I needed to see my hours for this week (Mon/4-9; Tue/4-9; Thur,4-9; Sat/3-9 (which will probably become 12-9)). We avoided Troy, and Cody went over to eat stuff out of the salad bar. Then he went and ate candy. We left, and went to Subway and got shum shum. Then we drove to Oak Grove.
We got to the Garden around 3:30 and some dude was waiting for Cody and talked to him and we sort of walked right past him. He looked like one of those kids who tries to be a hard ass behind his screen name - like that fucking steve cocksucker. Anyways, we went into the Pro shop, and looked around for a while, then went upstairs. It was 3:50, and the doors didn't open for another 10 minutes. So we stood there, doing that "OK" sign with our hands and punching each other. They let us in at 3:56. I went in a bathroom with Coco, and no one was there yet. We went on complete opposite ends, and I was able to pee. We walked into the arena, and Cody pretended he was Rob Simpson and sniffed a sock, then I checked him into the boards. We went to find our seats, and I got my buffalo wings on the way. I never got bleu cheese dressing, I was pissed. We did a lap around the Garden inside, walking in-between rows. We sat down and the game started.
Some lady sang the national anthem. I didn't even get to see Rene Rancourt. Fucking douchbags. Then the first happened, and Leetch scored around 3 mintues into it. I wasn't looking when it happened, neither was Cody. A couple minutes later, they scored, but it was ruled no goal because some Coyote knocked Toivonen down. Then some old fucking cunt came over and told us we were in her seats. I looked, and we were supposed to be in 314 not 319. So we moved. Our seats had a little fence in front of us to protect us from falling 6 inches. So we leaned on it. They were good seats. The second made me horny as well. We had so many penalties called on us in this game, and we held them scoreless through the first two periods. Third period, they scored 2 minutes into it. What is a Bruins game without disappointment, and sucking? It was a Powerplay goal, and then about 10 minutes later, the guy who scored (Johnson) got hit the puck. It was marvelous. Toivonen did incredible tonight, and made awesome saves. We went into OT tied at 1, and 30 seconds into it, we cleared the puck. Phoenix saw we were making a line change, and hustled to get the puck. They crossed our blue line, shot, and scored (according to Jim it deflected off Tenabe's skate. I can't vouch for that...I couldn't see). Everybody jumped up and left. We walked to the train station, Cody had 1 new text message and three missed calls (had he brought it with him, the text messages would have exceeded 40, and the time spent talking would have been around 20-25 minutes...in the bathroom). We got on the train, and came home. We both peed next to my car door. It smelt, and there is a huge puddle there now. We got home at 8:30.
Now the Bruins are 10-15-6, and are 7 poinbts behind Toronto (whom we play on the 23rd, that we're also getting tickets for). We're 2-2-1 withouth Thornton, and Cody just showed me this:
"SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- Five games into his
Sharks' career, center Joe Thornton already owns
a team record. Welcome to San Jose, Joe.
Apparently, he's scored in 5 straight games...a team record. What a blow to Boston.
First, we went to Shaw's because I needed to see my hours for this week (Mon/4-9; Tue/4-9; Thur,4-9; Sat/3-9 (which will probably become 12-9)). We avoided Troy, and Cody went over to eat stuff out of the salad bar. Then he went and ate candy. We left, and went to Subway and got shum shum. Then we drove to Oak Grove.
We got to the Garden around 3:30 and some dude was waiting for Cody and talked to him and we sort of walked right past him. He looked like one of those kids who tries to be a hard ass behind his screen name - like that fucking steve cocksucker. Anyways, we went into the Pro shop, and looked around for a while, then went upstairs. It was 3:50, and the doors didn't open for another 10 minutes. So we stood there, doing that "OK" sign with our hands and punching each other. They let us in at 3:56. I went in a bathroom with Coco, and no one was there yet. We went on complete opposite ends, and I was able to pee. We walked into the arena, and Cody pretended he was Rob Simpson and sniffed a sock, then I checked him into the boards. We went to find our seats, and I got my buffalo wings on the way. I never got bleu cheese dressing, I was pissed. We did a lap around the Garden inside, walking in-between rows. We sat down and the game started.
Some lady sang the national anthem. I didn't even get to see Rene Rancourt. Fucking douchbags. Then the first happened, and Leetch scored around 3 mintues into it. I wasn't looking when it happened, neither was Cody. A couple minutes later, they scored, but it was ruled no goal because some Coyote knocked Toivonen down. Then some old fucking cunt came over and told us we were in her seats. I looked, and we were supposed to be in 314 not 319. So we moved. Our seats had a little fence in front of us to protect us from falling 6 inches. So we leaned on it. They were good seats. The second made me horny as well. We had so many penalties called on us in this game, and we held them scoreless through the first two periods. Third period, they scored 2 minutes into it. What is a Bruins game without disappointment, and sucking? It was a Powerplay goal, and then about 10 minutes later, the guy who scored (Johnson) got hit the puck. It was marvelous. Toivonen did incredible tonight, and made awesome saves. We went into OT tied at 1, and 30 seconds into it, we cleared the puck. Phoenix saw we were making a line change, and hustled to get the puck. They crossed our blue line, shot, and scored (according to Jim it deflected off Tenabe's skate. I can't vouch for that...I couldn't see). Everybody jumped up and left. We walked to the train station, Cody had 1 new text message and three missed calls (had he brought it with him, the text messages would have exceeded 40, and the time spent talking would have been around 20-25 minutes...in the bathroom). We got on the train, and came home. We both peed next to my car door. It smelt, and there is a huge puddle there now. We got home at 8:30.
Now the Bruins are 10-15-6, and are 7 poinbts behind Toronto (whom we play on the 23rd, that we're also getting tickets for). We're 2-2-1 withouth Thornton, and Cody just showed me this:
"SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- Five games into his
Sharks' career, center Joe Thornton already owns
a team record. Welcome to San Jose, Joe.
Apparently, he's scored in 5 straight games...a team record. What a blow to Boston.