I hate people from Philadelphia. The guys have these stupid fucking accents, and get all snappy if you don't like something they've produced. The girls are all self-centered cunts who should have their labias stapled to there foreheads, and then have a skin suit made out of them. I'll wear it, run outside with a pot and spoon, hit it and make Indian noises. Fuck Philadelphia.
Me and Cody went to the Bruins game today. Adam called me at 10 and woke me up. I laid there for a while, and took a shit. Then Cody came over around 11:30. Adam and Sean needed a ride to the Garden because they gambled on the Wakefield train, and lost. So I picked them up being the nice kid that I am. For the car ride and the subway ride, they all talked about sports. I just listened to Ænima and stared out the window. We got there and got these stress-reliving-foam-cell-phone-holder-Bruins-chair. We went to our seats. They weren't bad, but they were next to Flyers' fans. I'd never been next to an opposing team fan before.
The game started, and was kept 0-0 through the first. Toivonen made some incredible saves. During the second the Flyer's scored the only goal of the game. The cunt next to us was going apeshit - screaming and yelling. I wanted to jam my fist in her puss and pull out her ovaries. The stupid douchebag needed her throat slit. She was screaming at calls going aginst the Bruins without knowing what was going on. So it was 1-0. The third was just a mess. We blew. We didn't shoot, we didn't play defense. We didn't complete passes. It blew. We lost 1-0. I was pissed. We got home around 4:00.
Me and Coco...and my balls
my hero - Coco Toivonen