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linda k: so how was your first day back?
christopher k: first day back sucked. i forgot how much i hate people.
linda k: ugh... let's run away from home.. i wish i were at christopher's having tea and a smoke on the patio!!
christopher k: yes! let's go far away!
linda k: wouldn't that be wonderful?!
christopher k: YES! just ck and lk! like thelma and louise!
linda k: we will get a cute little boy toy and a big ole car...we will be just like them except more sane and we will not drive off a cliff!
christopher k: yeah. i don't want to die. we won't even be able to drive since we will be so drunk.
linda k: sloppy!! oh what a life! i have to poop...so your bathroom was nasty earlier huh?
christopher k: oh fuck that! it was FOUL! i can't believe that came out of me.
linda k: so how was your first day back?
christopher k: first day back sucked. i forgot how much i hate people.
linda k: ugh... let's run away from home.. i wish i were at christopher's having tea and a smoke on the patio!!
christopher k: yes! let's go far away!
linda k: wouldn't that be wonderful?!
christopher k: YES! just ck and lk! like thelma and louise!
linda k: we will get a cute little boy toy and a big ole car...we will be just like them except more sane and we will not drive off a cliff!
christopher k: yeah. i don't want to die. we won't even be able to drive since we will be so drunk.
linda k: sloppy!! oh what a life! i have to poop...so your bathroom was nasty earlier huh?
christopher k: oh fuck that! it was FOUL! i can't believe that came out of me.