'cause after all / you're . . .

Jan 17, 2005 19:30

. . .my wonderwall . oasis
i decided to do a survey that i stole from aline :
1. Your real name: marissa
2. friends call you: marissa / reeses
3 What your boyfriend calls you: marissa
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Celeste . . .
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: hmm bertha

6. What would you name these if you had them as pets:
a. turtle: something random,like cosmo
b. goose: shitface
c. pirate: ?
d. a hot boy: CONOR OBERST. (haha casey)

7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: i have no idea
8. What would you name your kids?: ummmmmmmm
9. What would you name a ship you built?: haha something really strange
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: (ana casey and mary know)

Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: no - thank you
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: no
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? no - knock on wood
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: yeah i think
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope!
16. Nearly drowned?: no -wait, yeah
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody:yessss
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah
20. Been attacked by an animal?: unless you count schnookie
21. Caught people having sex?: no, but if i did id laugh really hard
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: dont drive
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nope
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yeah

Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...i was in a giant power ranger thing
27. I'm only racist towards...ignorant ugly people (or ignorant people in general)
28. I don't even know why I'm...not doing something constructive
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...your mom (just kidding)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...be in a shitty relationship
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...something stupid
32. It's hot. I should take off my...sweatshirt
33. It's always more fun if you...have a llama
34. You can't eat steak without...your teeth?
35. You better shut up before I. . .beat you over the head
36. I really like you and everything but...your a dumbass,

What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: slap his (just kidding), id probably be very weirded out
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: like aline said "kick him in the balls"
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: call in jake:)
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: laugh really hard
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: say "shit", but not in there face
45. You have three wishes: never loose matt, never loose my toastyheads, and have my band make it big
46.The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal andone thing to be legalized?: illegal :smoking, it just grosses me out and people get gross teeth from it, legalized : umm?
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: laugh really hard, them shut the door
48. You had a time machine?: * umm . . .let me think. . .
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: it would kick ass,
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: neither
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:lose in a forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video? rock. . hip hop is. . .umm. . yeah
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th. . its more interesting .. .no offense, Jesus
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: sewer
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: umm mental institution
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? : dude, ninja. .wait, pirate. . .wait. .i dont know

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the horsey :)
63. Driver: anastacia
64. Yoga: casey
65. Bakery: yummmm
66. Roach: gross
67. Mushroom: Mark from EMPiRE RECORDS
68. Sprung: woah
69. Exotic: nathan . .because he says ' erotic' all the time
70. Pythagorean: what the hell

Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)... a. S O L R A K S: Sometimes orange losers run around Kentucky streets
b. E B A F S: even beautiful animals fuck strangers
c. C H I N A: crying horses in nathan's . . .alligators
d. R G P: red gross perverts.
72. What is your definition of love?: you cant stop thinking about them and without them you'd feel like something was missing
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: awesome, perfect, incredible
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. I T T K M
76.Were you too scared to do it?: i guess you could say that
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: haha umm can't say this in case someone * reads this
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: uhhh jules?
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: queen
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Lauren, Laura, Lanie
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: i got a heart shaped box :)
What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": thats gay. . .
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": ummm pass?
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": and you're a loser
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": ok, but the police dont think so
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": no.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.":if its not MY brain
89. "Music is stupid.": Music rules the world
there you go!
beautiful.
haha. not
peace, love, empathy
-reeses
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