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okay, i realize that i have shared this story with many of you. but it was just too good of a story to pass up. so here it is again for those who would like to read it again...
so today i was at lunch with my friends elina and ryan. and elina and i wanted these fresh baked cookies from the kosher side of the dining hall but we were scared cuz neither of us are kosher and its a little intimidating over there. so we went over there and this lady goes 'no no no' and we got scared we thought that she knew we werent kosher and we werent supposed be be there, then she said 'you should eat your lunch first' and we told her we did. so we went back to the table and i put the plate on the table and ryan goes 'omg no that has to be on a kosher tray' so he put it on his tray cuz he is kosher. then we were talking and ryan says we are going to have to convert erin to kosher and judaism, and i said thats not too hard my friends already say im jewish back home. and elina (who is a non practicing jew) goes i am probably the worst jew here and i said, i am probably the best non-jew here. and we started to head back to the dorm and we were saying that the cookies are really a conspiracy to get everyone to become jewish, and that the next thing we know, they will be offering cute israeli boys in the kosher side for those who convert. and then we came to this sign that said "is brandeis too jewish?"
so today i was at lunch with my friends elina and ryan. and elina and i wanted these fresh baked cookies from the kosher side of the dining hall but we were scared cuz neither of us are kosher and its a little intimidating over there. so we went over there and this lady goes 'no no no' and we got scared we thought that she knew we werent kosher and we werent supposed be be there, then she said 'you should eat your lunch first' and we told her we did. so we went back to the table and i put the plate on the table and ryan goes 'omg no that has to be on a kosher tray' so he put it on his tray cuz he is kosher. then we were talking and ryan says we are going to have to convert erin to kosher and judaism, and i said thats not too hard my friends already say im jewish back home. and elina (who is a non practicing jew) goes i am probably the worst jew here and i said, i am probably the best non-jew here. and we started to head back to the dorm and we were saying that the cookies are really a conspiracy to get everyone to become jewish, and that the next thing we know, they will be offering cute israeli boys in the kosher side for those who convert. and then we came to this sign that said "is brandeis too jewish?"