I Wash My Hands Of You

[_johnnyrocket]

Why did the siamese twins move to London?
So the other one could drive.

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
Klondike.

What do two lesbians do when they're both menstruating?
Finger-paint.

What did one lesbian say to the other?
Your face or mine?

What's the definition of frenzy?
Two blind lesbians walking through a fish market.

I thought you might enjoy those.