This is what my life has been reduced to.
jews eat crayons: oh...my..god, this pumpkin spice pudding cake is AMAZING
teh sand people: i think i just might
teh sand people: mmmm pumpkin
teh sand people: go to an einstein's bagels
teh sand people: get a pumpkin bagel
teh sand people: with pumpkin cream cheese
jews eat crayons: is there nuts in it?
jews eat crayons: dont like cream cheeeese
teh sand people: it is AMAZING
teh sand people: no, it's like pumpkin pie filling.
jews eat crayons: i know. i dont like pumpkin pie
teh sand people: pshhh
jews eat crayons: i only like PUMKIN SPICE
teh sand people: ohhhh kinda like how you hate tomatoes but like tomato sauce?
jews eat crayons: exactly!
jews eat crayons: and dont like cheese, but like melted cheese
teh sand people: ah.
jews eat crayons: yeah, i know, im pretty annoying
teh sand people: you have yet to see my eating habits.
teh sand people: now THOSE are annoying.
jews eat crayons: what else besides tomato sauce-less pizza?
teh sand people: i don't like to get my wets and dries mixed.
jews eat crayons: oh SO understandable
jews eat crayons: and only one thing at a time. not mixing
teh sand people: yeah.
teh sand people: unless it's like... meat and cheese and bread.
jews eat crayons: right, right
jews eat crayons: naturally
jews eat crayons: do go on.
teh sand people: well, i hate sauces of just about any kind.
jews eat crayons: YESSS! same here!
teh sand people: it took me a while to start eating tacos because of the sauce the meat comes in
jews eat crayons: ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, ranch dressing, guacamole, tarter sauce, bar b q sauce..ok maybe mine is jsut condiments but still
teh sand people: EWWWWWWww condiments are the WORST
teh sand people: i hate it when people smother their fries in ketchup and shit
jews eat crayons: unanimously agreed.
jews eat crayons: jkasdkl;asjd that so digusting
teh sand people: completly ruins the essence of fry.
jews eat crayons: i know!
jews eat crayons: and the essence should be appreciated to its full extent
teh sand people: salt is nice though
teh sand people: not too much.
jews eat crayons: salt. i put that on a lot of stuff. no pepper though
teh sand people: pepper occasionally.
teh sand people: and sometimes i get in the mood for spicy pork rinds
jews eat crayons: those make me wanna barf
jews eat crayons: if i get white-trashy, i go for beef jerkey
teh sand people: heh, kruger and joe are allllllllllllllwayyyyyyys eating jerky
teh sand people: like weird jerky too
teh sand people: salmon jerky
jews eat crayons: ew
teh sand people: oh and i don't eat meat unless it's super processed.
jews eat crayons: hahah. well duh. that way, its not even meat!
jews eat crayons: i hate baked carrots, but love raw carrots.
teh sand people: i don't like steak, chicken, or anything unless it's in the form of sausage or something.
teh sand people: same.
teh sand people: i'm weird about veggies.
teh sand people: i like them
teh sand people: but not often.
teh sand people: like this one time i just really wanted to have broccoli
jews eat crayons: sausage is gross.
teh sand people: so i bought a big thing of broccoli and was carrying it around taking bites out of it.
teh sand people: pepperoni is a sausage.
jews eat crayons: hahah i like brocolli
jews eat crayons: i dont like pepperoni
teh sand people: no wayyy
jews eat crayons: was i the only one who used to call brocolli 'trees?'
teh sand people: nope.
jews eat crayons: ok good
jews eat crayons: because i used t not eat the stems becuase i thought of it as bark
teh sand people: hah
teh sand people: hey i've gotta go make a food run.
teh sand people: ironically enough.
jews eat crayons: haha mmk. make good choices
teh sand people: be back in like twenty minutes or so.