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THE DATING SURVEY
So, are you single or taken? single...(?)
How old are you anyway? 15
That’s cool. Gender? Female
Sexuality? Straight
Alright hot shit. On to the questions.
What do you look for in a guy/girl? well,i like the kind of guy who is funny. &fun to play with &just dance to gay songs with. someone who is positive,¬ negative all the time. someone who can respect me. i usually seem to go for the brown hair brown eyes. i love hippy boys or emo boys.
Do appearances matter? yes
Do ONLY appearances matter? no
DO THEY HAVE TO BE…
Smart? no...but it helps
Atheletic? no...but it helps
Sexy? not exactly
Buff? no...
Rich? No
Sensitive? no
Cute? Yes
Funny? Yes/no
Serious? no/yes
A risk-taker? yes
Would you rather date someone ugly with a great personality, or someone whos gorgeous but a dick? i dunno. that's hard.
Are you being honest? yahhh
Do they have to be sensitive? no
Out of these labels, pick whichever one closest identifies your perfect mate: the Jock, the goth, the emo kid, the jerk, the brain, the geek, the gangster, the wangster, the highschool dreamboat, or the kind of guy that cant be put into a group?the emo kid, & the kind of guy that cant be put into a group
Do they have to be… “skilled”?no
Preferred…
Hair color? dark brown
Eye color? brown
Body type? skinny. whatever.
Personality type? funny ¬ shy
Height? at least taller than me
Weight? i d k,not over weight.
Sign? Don't care
Facial/body hair? sure why not. Ross :-(
WOULD YOUR IDEAL MATE HAVE...
long or short hair: long
A six pack: yeah
glasses: hmm...mayyybe.
piercings: yeah
scars: i don't really care
big butt or little: dont really care.
chest hair: none
straight teeth or gap: straight
WOULD THEY
party or stay at home: party &stay at home.
cook or bake: cook
have a best friend: yeah
have a lotta girl friends: no
be outgoing or shy: outgoing
be sarcastic or sincere: sarcastic
love their mother: yes
watch chick flicks: yeah
be a smoker: yeah
drink: yeah
swear: don't care
play with your hair: yeah
pay for dates: sure why not
kiss on the first date: depends
bring you flowers: that'd be nice...
lay under the stars with you: yes,definately.
write poetry about you: aw,that'd be nice also.
call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: yes,i love that.
hang out with you and YOUR friends: yeah
walk you to the door at the end: sure
clean their room: don't care
paint, draw, or sculpt: yeah
write their own music: yeah
use the word dude: yeah
use the word tight: no
watch the sun rise with you: yesss
Love at first sight or friends first? friends first
Any qualities they MUST have? non-cockyness.
Explain your ideal first date: Very comfortable, not nervous, ¬ shy.
What would they do on a special occasion (like an anniversary) that would blow you away? surprise me with some shit
How would they propose? take me to the beach, &write it in the sand. :-)
Would they whisk you away on a shiny white horse or in a shiny white convertible? white convertible
Where would you live happily ever after? California.
WOULD YOU STAY WITH YOUR TRUE LOVE EVEN IF…
They cheated on you? it depends...
They asked if you would partake in a threesome? no
They turned out to be gay/straight (depending on what you are)? no
They lost all their money and everything they owned, and you would have to live on the streets? yes
They refused to eat anything but anchovy flavored beef jerky…and refused to brush their teeth? no
You were attracted to another person? yes
You were in love with another person? that makes no sense,how can you stay with your TRUE LOVE even if i was in love with another person? ah fuck,im in that exact situation.duh...
They were called away on some top secret mission and wouldn’t return for months or years? depends...
You felt that deep down they didn’t love you anymore, but they would never admit it? nope
They got a sex change? hell no.
They became addicted to herion? fuhdat.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Have you already found your true love? yes. i believe so.
If not, do you think you EVER will?
THE BASIC QUESTIONS YOU ARE TIRED OF ANSWERING:
Name- Jackie
Age- 15
Location- SC
Sexuality- Straight
Status- single
OPINIONS
What are your thoughts on… (these Q's bore me so I'm not answerin them)
Gay marriage? hell yeah, definately.
Abortions? i still havent really decicded that.
Gays in the military? who the fuck cares? what difference does it make
Human labels? everyone does it
Clothing labels? wtf
Bush? destroys my world
Racism? sucks
RANDOM QUESTIONS:
Do you believe in love at first sight? in a way.
Have you ever experienced it? no
Do you believe in love AT ALL? yess,i am in love with love.
Are you happy with who you are? sometimes-but not lately.
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? more motivated.
Do you think that today’s society is pressured by the media (TV, magazines, etc) ? yes
Did Michael Jackson molest those kids? yes
Was OJ guilty? i d k
Speaking of Michael, have you ever been attracted to a little kid? ha,no.
Are you telling the truth? yaahh
ARE YOU MORE OF A…
Daredevil or Safety-dweller? daredevil
Bitch or Pushover? bitch
Closed minded or Open minded? both
Introvert or Extrovert? dunnowhat that means
Comedian or Serious? comedian...i LOVE laughing.
Traveler or Stay-at-home? traveler
Nature-lover or animal-lover? animal-lover
Clothing-designer-fanatic or prefer good old Walmart? clothing
Artist or Criminal? artist
Hugger or a kisser? i love hugs,they make me feel special. but i love kissing,it turns me on. lol
Lover or a hater? lover
Jock or goth? neither
Emo or preppy? both
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT?
People who refuse to call themselves Americans. losers
People who cut themselves? one word...POINTLESS.
People who PRETEND to cut themselves? FUCKING GAY...
People who cut themselves just to be cool? JUST WANT ATTENTION.
Black nailpolish? cool...
Child Molestation? nasty.
Under-rated child molestation (like an 18 year old dating a 14 year old)? that's straight
Brand name clothing? straight.
Sidebangs? <3.
Marilyn Manson? fucking gay &nasty.
Britney Spears? fun to dance to with taylor jenna &brunson.
Braces? some people can rock them,but others just...ne eh.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Made out in the rain? hmm...i think so.
Sung in the rain? Yeah
Ran naked through the rain? No
Kissed someone of the same sex? yeah
Of the opposite sex? Yes
Dated someone just to shock people? no.
Made out with someone when you were drunk, then forgot their name the next day? no
Smoked until you passed out? haha everyday nigga.
Overdosed on anything? almost,on fucking muscle relaxers.
Been molested? kinda...in a way.
Puked on a friends clothing? no i dont think so.
Used hygiene products of the opposite sex (your brothers deodorant, your sisters zit cream, etc) ? yes
Been arrested? no
Been in the back of a cop car? no
Gotten your head stuck in a fishbowl? no
Flashed anyone? yes
Shot a gun? yeah
Been suspended/expelled from school? No
Tortured an animal? noooo.