Lord of the What?!?
I'm obviously naive enough to have never really believed that the porn industry makes movies with titles and plots ripping off popular movies. I have just lost this innocence.
While IMDB-searching Lord of the Flies movie info for my unit plan assignment, I came across The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String. With character names like "Dildo Saggins," "Smirnof, the Wizard," "Whorespank," "Hymen Torn," and (my favourite) "Araporn," and a plot summary of "A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers," I still can't believe that this was actually produced.
I am shocked -- and slightly curious.
While IMDB-searching Lord of the Flies movie info for my unit plan assignment, I came across The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String. With character names like "Dildo Saggins," "Smirnof, the Wizard," "Whorespank," "Hymen Torn," and (my favourite) "Araporn," and a plot summary of "A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers," I still can't believe that this was actually produced.
I am shocked -- and slightly curious.