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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -E. E. Cummings
You know, I thought about making another long, sappy update about my doings, but then I saw something that made me chuckle, and so I decided to leave you all with something somewhat amusing.
I was watching... some show this morning, I'm not sure what it was, but they started talking about a website called stupid.com. They were playing with some pretty good toys on there that you can get at the site. There was a rug that said "Nice Underwear" and I was.. way too amused. The keychains are pretty cool too, I was eyeing up the sneaker one myself, being a- collector, as I am. Then there was a uh.. massaging pen, looked pretty useful, and a book on "The Art of Kissing". Great stuff, really. I'd love to just waste money on some of that stuff, but I think I'll refrain for now.
Then, just a bit ago, I was reading a few articles on Netscape and came across one with various pickup lines. Pickup lines are always funny, so I'll share a few of those with you too.
~Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
~My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
~I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.
~Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
Ok, I'll leave it at that. Anyway, tomorrow I head home and I must say I am bringing along one fiiine souvenir. That souvenir is also coming along with me when I go to Canada on Friday to do a bit of filming. It shouldn't be too bad, I guess. I've gotta dig out the sweatshirts though, because it's somewhat chilly up there. As for now, I've got dinner to get ready for, I'm taking the lady out for a nice meal since it's my last night here.
Your assignment for the rest of the week: Make one different person laugh each day.
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. -Victor Hugo
You know, I thought about making another long, sappy update about my doings, but then I saw something that made me chuckle, and so I decided to leave you all with something somewhat amusing.
I was watching... some show this morning, I'm not sure what it was, but they started talking about a website called stupid.com. They were playing with some pretty good toys on there that you can get at the site. There was a rug that said "Nice Underwear" and I was.. way too amused. The keychains are pretty cool too, I was eyeing up the sneaker one myself, being a- collector, as I am. Then there was a uh.. massaging pen, looked pretty useful, and a book on "The Art of Kissing". Great stuff, really. I'd love to just waste money on some of that stuff, but I think I'll refrain for now.
Then, just a bit ago, I was reading a few articles on Netscape and came across one with various pickup lines. Pickup lines are always funny, so I'll share a few of those with you too.
~Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
~My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
~I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.
~Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
Ok, I'll leave it at that. Anyway, tomorrow I head home and I must say I am bringing along one fiiine souvenir. That souvenir is also coming along with me when I go to Canada on Friday to do a bit of filming. It shouldn't be too bad, I guess. I've gotta dig out the sweatshirts though, because it's somewhat chilly up there. As for now, I've got dinner to get ready for, I'm taking the lady out for a nice meal since it's my last night here.
Your assignment for the rest of the week: Make one different person laugh each day.
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. -Victor Hugo