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Feb 04, 2007 18:23

So I'm patroling  by the hanuted loo, right?

And this bird passes.

Now, I am a gentleman, an honest to god gentleman.

But I'm also the mere age of eighteen.

So, forgive me, my eyes wander. And I can't help but notice this girl is wearing less clothing than the rules allow.

Really! If I was that kind of boy, I could look right up her skirt! Not saying I didn't, either...

So I says to myself, I says "Riley you should really tell that girl to put some pants on."

And myself says, who sometimes sounds like Miles, "Please don't make me."

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