Feb 04, 2007 18:23
So I'm patroling by the hanuted loo, right?
And this bird passes.
Now, I am a gentleman, an honest to god gentleman.
But I'm also the mere age of eighteen.
So, forgive me, my eyes wander. And I can't help but notice this girl is wearing less clothing than the rules allow.
Really! If I was that kind of boy, I could look right up her skirt! Not saying I didn't, either...
So I says to myself, I says "Riley you should really tell that girl to put some pants on."
And myself says, who sometimes sounds like Miles, "Please don't make me."