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A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have people guess what the movie is. (NO CHEATING!!)
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.
1. -Hey, hey Lastik man what happened to you? -Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
2. My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
3. What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
4. Look closely, children. 17 lashes. One for each year she lived in sin with your father. So you hear me now, I will give you food and shelter, but never kindness or love. For it is impossible to feel anything but disgust for something that is unwholesome.
5. Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote "I can't help loving you". That has to be worth something.
6. No goodbye, you know I don't like goodbyes. See you later!
7. You know the feeling when it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and you know the next one's coming right down the middle... and then... you just connect... and for an instant, you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... and further than you could ever imagine?
8. Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?
9. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
10. Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.
11. "For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.
12. I'm right on top of that Rose.
13. Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing - So what? - So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.
14. That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
15. What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
16. She was laughing at me because her "au pair" said that my new nanny was a slutbag whore.
17. Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
18. I'm angry! I'm spitting angry! I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about!
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have people guess what the movie is. (NO CHEATING!!)
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.
1. -Hey, hey Lastik man what happened to you? -Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
2. My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
3. What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
4. Look closely, children. 17 lashes. One for each year she lived in sin with your father. So you hear me now, I will give you food and shelter, but never kindness or love. For it is impossible to feel anything but disgust for something that is unwholesome.
5. Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote "I can't help loving you". That has to be worth something.
6. No goodbye, you know I don't like goodbyes. See you later!
7. You know the feeling when it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and you know the next one's coming right down the middle... and then... you just connect... and for an instant, you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... and further than you could ever imagine?
8. Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?
9. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
10. Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.
11. "For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.
12. I'm right on top of that Rose.
13. Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing - So what? - So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.
14. That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
15. What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
16. She was laughing at me because her "au pair" said that my new nanny was a slutbag whore.
17. Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
18. I'm angry! I'm spitting angry! I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about!