Yet Another Open Letter
Dear Girls Who Live Across the Hall From Me,
I know "Misery Business" is a catchy song. Of course it is. And I like to sing along to it, too, when nobody's listening. Paramore is like that. But I'm pretty sure you've been listening to it for the past twelve hours straight, and that's not an exaggeration. You've also been singing along. Your voices are totally okay, but it makes it that much harder to ignore and now your little vocal flourishes are ingrained in my skull.
Are you practicing for some kind of contest? Is that what it is? Is there some kind of Annoying Quasi-Alt-Rock Song Sing-Off you're attending? I wish you the best of luck. But please. PLEASE. Give us a fifteen-minute break. I might honestly hunt down Hayley Williams and kill her just out of spite if you don't.
Love,
Jaime
I know "Misery Business" is a catchy song. Of course it is. And I like to sing along to it, too, when nobody's listening. Paramore is like that. But I'm pretty sure you've been listening to it for the past twelve hours straight, and that's not an exaggeration. You've also been singing along. Your voices are totally okay, but it makes it that much harder to ignore and now your little vocal flourishes are ingrained in my skull.
Are you practicing for some kind of contest? Is that what it is? Is there some kind of Annoying Quasi-Alt-Rock Song Sing-Off you're attending? I wish you the best of luck. But please. PLEASE. Give us a fifteen-minute break. I might honestly hunt down Hayley Williams and kill her just out of spite if you don't.
Love,
Jaime