TO DANIELLE
ME: my bologna has a first name..
DANIELLE: its oscar
ME: my bologna has a second name..
DANIELLE: it's mayer
ME: oh i love to eat it every day and if you ask me why ill say..........................
DANIELLE: CAUSE OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A
DANIELLE: you know. if it wasnt for that song
DANIELLE: i wouldn't kow how to spell bologna
ME: i had to sing it just to write it right now!
DANIELLE: and if it wasnt for gwen stefani...i couldnt spell bananas either
i love this girl;
Danielle is my best friend.
and this entry is for her.
because i don't appreciate her enough.
and i love her more than anything in the world.
and she is just... amazing.
yeah... shes my bestest friend everrrr.
and.
i stole this picture from her photobucket, like most of the pictures i have.
and i know that she will probably comment or IM me
and go "hey bitch, you got that from my photobucket! haha i loveyou."
and always slurs the 'love' and 'you'. because she types so fast
and she is the only friend i have had
that hasn't drifted away
because of a boy.
whether it be my boy, or her boy.
and i love her for it. sooo sooo much.
she hates flowers. and thats a lie.. not all flowers
she likes some
but only if it's like one or two
and the number means something significant
and roses are cliche
it means the boy in uncreative
and doesnt think she is special
but how could they not?
she is the queen of funny faces
no matter what her expression is
posed or just a expressed emotion
she does it well.
and i said well
because if i said good
she go "you mean well, ash."
even though I'M the one that wants to be an english teacher
she corrects me
a whole lot
and it doesnt bother me
except the time she told me to not
end my sentences with prepositions
then i almost punched her through my computer
but that lasted about two seconds. and i was over it.
Danielle doesn't call me Shlee anymore.
i guess she didn't really SAY the name much, but she typed it alot
and named her pictures like that
"Shlee_Elley0992"
because we have that many pictures.
she calls me ash
one of the few people that do
and i love it
i wonder if she knows that?
probably not
it's kinda silly ya know
liking when your best friend calls you by your name
Ash.
its just.. dumb
oh well.
i also happen to know
that when Danielle reads this
she'll go
"your entry is too long!!"
and i'll laugh and go "oh pssh."
she looks out for me
which is awesome
she probably gets more defensive about me
than most boys or boyfriends would
when Dan told me i was a stupid freshman
and she bitched him out
yeah.. i won't ever forget that.
ever.
i even have it saved on my computer!
thats just how dumb i am haha.
our relationship has gotten closer lately.
and by lately, i mean the past.. oh.. year ish? maybe less
we laugh more
and have more jokes
and amuse ourselves easier
and have more fun
and no, it isnt the licenses.
i noticed it before that
it's little things.
stuff that other people wouldn't see
and she might not even know it
i said something about it the other day
and she wasn't followin me i don't think
but its just little.
i see a change ya know
and i love it
we are so close you wouldn't believe it
one time
i was over there for the night
and i got sick
haha she knows whyy....
and i just like half-ran into the bathroom around midnight
and puked
and she walked in
and went "uhhhhh"
and i said "i just puked"
and like a true friend, she said
"eww! haha thats funny... and weird. wow. you did.. like.. just now? hm.
well.. uh..yeah...."
it was funny
i dont know why i thought of that.
funny the stuff ya remember.
she even provoked me to sneak out in the middle of the night
so i could sit at the end of her driveway
and talk to matt for like 20 minutes.
and her mom used to not like me
because she thought i stole her cigarettes
what the hell i know.
and she thought i chased boys around
and i was a bad influence
but really
Danielle and i together is just a bad influence haha
I give Danielle full credit for almost all of the bands i listen to
most of the stuff i listen to she told me about
or forced me to listen to
like Paramore and the Postal Service
and Silhouette Serenade makes me think of last summer with her
not sure why..
her room is dirty
always
and i love it
i could just sit on the floor
[after clearing a spot]
and look through all of her stuff
theres about 50 million stories to go with everything
and shes got the most odd-ended and useless stuff
that makes it awesome
one day
i will attack that room
and clean it
this summer is going to be awesome
because i'm going to be living at her house
and i'm soo excited
i will probably come and go as much as she does!
hah
Danielle and i have a very balanced relationship too.
which you might think is weird, yes
but it is really awesome
she worries about things
and don't get me wrong, i do too
but if shes worried about it
then i wont be
and if im worried about something
then she wont be
she analyzes everything
she can answer any question somewhat logically
and can tell you why people act the way they do
my thinking is a little less complex
she can control herself and get down to work
i procratinate, and end up doing shit last minute
if she's being ridiculous
i can tell her
and she goes
pssh fine!
and thats it
everything i'm bad at, shes good at
anything i'm good at, she is either way better then more
or clueless
where i am lacking
she fills in
and vice-versa.
we arent alike
we may seem like it
but we are pretty opposite
we get along great
and understand each other like you wouldn't believe
but we are as different as a lamp and orange juice.
because.. that analogy made a whole lot of sense.haha
Danielle keeps changing her mind about college
like which one to go to
only 2 more years to decide ya know
haha
but everytime she picks a new option
i hop onto collegeboard.com
and make sure it has a good education program
so that way i can go to college with her
and be a teacher
haha. so sad
we might not go to the same college
but its okay
i can still pretend like i have to be there with her
and she fills out myspace bulletins
while im sitting right next to her
ABOUT ME.
and then when shes done
we switch chairs
and i do it for her.
isnt that funny?
well
basically
i love my best friend
because she's amazing
and we are so ungodly close
and because i don't appreciate her enough
and i don't cherish her enough or whatever
i take her for granted
and i don't pay enough attention to the fact that
i have gone through about four boyfriends
and she is still here.
