Writer's Block: Swine Times

[_infinite_enemy]

If anyone I know gets it, it will be me. I probably have the highest statistical chance anyway, with the teaching of nasty kids who never wash their hands and pick each others noses at every school in Austin on a daily basis. I wash my hands every time I pass a sink and sanitize with my purell about a billion times between, but how am I supposed to know that the first grader I'm bent over to help with math questions is about to cough on my face??? Plus I'm mostly at inner city schools where many kids visit relatives in Mexico and the Valley all the time.

I'm so effed.