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Aug 14, 2006 23:39



THINGS I LOVE:
(I wrote a list so I could appreciate all the things I love in life)
  • puppy smell
  • art
  • photography
  • my pets
  • my family
  • my friends
  • newborn puppies
  • taking care of others
  • animals
  • volunteering
  • polaroid cameras
  • cool and/or warm breeze
  • color green and yellow
  • cartoons
  • the SImpsons
  • music
  • MSI
  • France
  • travelling
  • Maine
  • Chebeague Island
  • Portland
  • bugs
  • colorful things
  • learning
  • guitar
  • drums
  • Jules' house
  • Jules' family
  • flowers
  • beach
  • kites
  • swimming
  • sailboats
  • exploring
  • fish
  • the ocean
  • laughing
  • Japanese
  • culture
  • learning languages
  • making friends
  • doodling
  • nude photography (not of myself)
  • song lyrics
  • sugar
  • Jack Russell Terriers
  • popping pimples
  • makeup
  • sushi
  • Asian food
  • SUSHI SIAM
  • seaweed salad from Sushi Siam
  • converse shoes
  • spinach
  • cornish Rexes
  • kids
  • blue/green eyes
  • Caitlyn Homer's eyes
  • reading
  • a nice smile
  • giggling
  • joking
  • inside jokes
  • seagulls
  • seagull noises
  • butterflies
  • carnivals
  • feeling of being light as a feather on the top of carnival rides
  • pizza
  • when i am complimented on my artwork
  • guys with long hair
  • bunnies
  • Puerto Rico
  • busting out laughing in dead  silence
  • Autumn/Fall
  • dragonflies
  • ladybugs
  • Spongebob
  • movies
  • Chow mein
  • Epcot
  • Giraffes
  • Tigers
  • Mexican Art
  • painting
  • blasting music
  • music from the 70s-early 90s
  • making photo journals
  • BORDERS/ the book store
  • Arizona Ice Tea
  • Wlgreens
  • Canada
  • French
  • Indie Music
  • ravers
  • cloissonet (sp?)
  • lace
  • vintage stuff
  • boho accessories
  • millipedes
  • showering
  • rain
  • starfish
  • big black clouds
  • horses
  • fluffy clouds
  • my tripod
  • writing
  • talking to strangers
  • napping on the couch with my doggies
  • diet coke
  • broght neon colors
  • sugar-free fudgecicles
  • DDR
  • Atlanta airport
  • French lifestyle
  • The LOUVRE
  • Internet
  • DeviantArt
  • intense dreams
  • Canada geese
  • Macaws
  • getting a haircut
  • black olives
  • peanut M&Ms
  • green tea
  • piercings
  • Greek music
  • Mongolian beef
  • getting mail
  • iTunes
  • my iPod
  • my camera
  • trees
  • camera lenses
  • Christmas
  • Thanksgiving
  • sweet potatoes
  • carrots
  • celery w/ peanut butter
  • trees
  • the color orange
  • fruit
  • Titanic
  • Livejournal
  • Pepto Bismol
  • snakes
  • tea
  • The SIms
  • drawing
  • notes
  • love
  • MORE TO COME......


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!

I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
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