Dude...i think something in there sexually harrased me!!!
Ok, so on Friday, Aryn went with my family to dinner and Airport's haunted forest. For dinner, we went to Ruby Tuesday's and had the salad bar...heh, we had an entire plate of pickles. And a whole plate of parmesan cheese, because we were trying to make this pasta stuff taste good...it didn't work. We sat there and threw little pieces of pickles in each other's mouths. When we left, there was a pickle in my pocket. i have no idea how it got there either. But moving right along...then we got in the car, and started over to Airport, had an interesting conversation in the car...
Me: Put your thing back in!
Aryn: I don't know where it went!!!
and then once we got to the actual haunted forest, scared the living day lights out of the people around us. it was rather amusing to watch, i suppose. Then it was our turn, and the skull's mouth opened up, and there was a guy holding a knife dressed as Jason. I was terrified...it took 4 people dragging us and 4 people pushing us to get Aryn and I to go in. Then of COURSE the guy just HAD to keep trying to get me to look at him. Because, ya know...he didn't have anything better to do with his time. Then he started walking behind us and making it sound like he was running after us. I was terrified. Then we went thru the little rooms and i about had a heart attack. But to make myself feel better, i kept singing " I'm Not Okay" By My Chemical Romance in my head...and then eventually saying " Hola, me llamo Juan", translation: Hello. My name is John. yeah, don't ask me, i don't know. In one room, there was a strobe light, and aunt Donna, Uncle Terry, Aryn and I got lost in it and couldn't find the door to get out. And then, out of nowhere, i feel something grab my bum...so of course i screamed. And when the door finally opened and we all stumbled out, i looked at Aryn and go " Dude, i think something in there sexually harrased me!!!" apparently she and my cousin Mandy both got violated as well. continuing on, i had a conversation with one of the monsters about how he was tall, and that wasn't fair because i'm short, told the girl that i wanted to switch places with her and hide in a box where all you could see was my head. Aryn told one girl she liked her dress. When we came out of one room where we both got particualarly scared, Aryn and i looked at each other and both busted out singing " I'm Not Okay" really loudly, and then had a heart attack when some kid popped up out of a coffin. And then came the clown. anyone who knows me, knows that clowns scare me to pieces and that i hate them. And this one decided he was gonna get right up in my face. So Aryn goes " Hi! Her name is Juan!" and he just kinda shook his head and walked away. We went thru the clown room, and i refused to look around because i knew there was more then one, and finally made it out. I saw the bridge that was all lit up, and thought to myself " I know i heard a chainsaw...i could have sworn." and just as i finished my thought, i heard it start behind us. Aryn is terrified of them, and wouldn't move, so i dragged her, running at full speed across the bridge, and when she wouldnt' run fast enough, i let go of her and ran as fast as i could towards the parking lot. When i turned around, Aryn was behind me, and the chainsaw dude was standing at the end of the bridge looking over at us. Aryn didn't see him, but she goes " TAKE HER!" and pushes me forward, and then she yanks me back and screams " NO DON'T! I NEED HER!! LEAVE ME ALONE!" after mom, dad, Ryan, and Mandy came out, we left and took Aryn home, then i came back and told Annie that i made it past the clown without passing out...she said she was proud of me. heh. anyway, i'm kinda hungry right now, and hopefully my stomach is going to be nice and let me eat something. being sick sucks in uber amounts. toodles! i'm off like a prom dress!
- KaLiE NiCoLe -
Me: Put your thing back in!
Aryn: I don't know where it went!!!
and then once we got to the actual haunted forest, scared the living day lights out of the people around us. it was rather amusing to watch, i suppose. Then it was our turn, and the skull's mouth opened up, and there was a guy holding a knife dressed as Jason. I was terrified...it took 4 people dragging us and 4 people pushing us to get Aryn and I to go in. Then of COURSE the guy just HAD to keep trying to get me to look at him. Because, ya know...he didn't have anything better to do with his time. Then he started walking behind us and making it sound like he was running after us. I was terrified. Then we went thru the little rooms and i about had a heart attack. But to make myself feel better, i kept singing " I'm Not Okay" By My Chemical Romance in my head...and then eventually saying " Hola, me llamo Juan", translation: Hello. My name is John. yeah, don't ask me, i don't know. In one room, there was a strobe light, and aunt Donna, Uncle Terry, Aryn and I got lost in it and couldn't find the door to get out. And then, out of nowhere, i feel something grab my bum...so of course i screamed. And when the door finally opened and we all stumbled out, i looked at Aryn and go " Dude, i think something in there sexually harrased me!!!" apparently she and my cousin Mandy both got violated as well. continuing on, i had a conversation with one of the monsters about how he was tall, and that wasn't fair because i'm short, told the girl that i wanted to switch places with her and hide in a box where all you could see was my head. Aryn told one girl she liked her dress. When we came out of one room where we both got particualarly scared, Aryn and i looked at each other and both busted out singing " I'm Not Okay" really loudly, and then had a heart attack when some kid popped up out of a coffin. And then came the clown. anyone who knows me, knows that clowns scare me to pieces and that i hate them. And this one decided he was gonna get right up in my face. So Aryn goes " Hi! Her name is Juan!" and he just kinda shook his head and walked away. We went thru the clown room, and i refused to look around because i knew there was more then one, and finally made it out. I saw the bridge that was all lit up, and thought to myself " I know i heard a chainsaw...i could have sworn." and just as i finished my thought, i heard it start behind us. Aryn is terrified of them, and wouldn't move, so i dragged her, running at full speed across the bridge, and when she wouldnt' run fast enough, i let go of her and ran as fast as i could towards the parking lot. When i turned around, Aryn was behind me, and the chainsaw dude was standing at the end of the bridge looking over at us. Aryn didn't see him, but she goes " TAKE HER!" and pushes me forward, and then she yanks me back and screams " NO DON'T! I NEED HER!! LEAVE ME ALONE!" after mom, dad, Ryan, and Mandy came out, we left and took Aryn home, then i came back and told Annie that i made it past the clown without passing out...she said she was proud of me. heh. anyway, i'm kinda hungry right now, and hopefully my stomach is going to be nice and let me eat something. being sick sucks in uber amounts. toodles! i'm off like a prom dress!
- KaLiE NiCoLe -