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get ready, this is gonna be a long one....
okay, so we're at courtney's party last night. good party, but i'm gonna skip most of it to go straight to the woods. alright, me and fawn go in the woods a little ways and decide were just gonna be quiet for a while, then run out screaming to scare jen, so we're walking, and we see this little shed thing. we're like "okay" so we walk up to it, the there's this trick of the light where every time you turn your head, you think you see something move. so we were like "okay, we'll come back when we have some sort of light." so we walk out of the woods, and we tell a bunch of people about it. about five seconds later, we have jen, jim, meri, jen, and a couple other people with us going back to it. so we get there, and we use our cell phones to look into the windows. jim gets all concerned, and he goes "oh my god, there's somting fuckin in there!" well, it takes fawn to look in the window and say "it's a stuffed dear." alright, so then we were like hey, there's a shooting range right here, lets go for a walk. the girls don't want to, so they decide to go back, so it's just me, jim, and..... i think his name was bryan...
okay so where on the stand thing where you shoot, looking out at the actual range, and i was like "lets go for a walk" and jim goes "are you kidding me, you'll get shot!" so since no one wants to go with me, we all just go back. then we go out again, (lol) me fawn and jen. we walk out onto the shooting range (it's funny really, our cell phones are useless as far as light goes, and we don't have a flashlight; oh but before with jim, his cell phone lit things up alright, he didn't wanna go....) so we get about half way across the range (i guess it was about half a football field) and me and fawn hear a stick break really loud. jen doesn't hear it, so when we just stop, she's like, "oh my god, so not funny". we start walking backwards, and jen goes "what are we doing?" and i'm just like "we're leaving, now, turn around, we're going!" so we run out of the woods, and after a while, we're cracking up about it. jim and merri decide they wanna go now, so we go out YET AGAIN. there's like ten of us now, jim and meri in front, and jim says "okay now here's how it's gonna go down, if you dont' think you wanna go, just turn back now! if we see someone, meri's gonna run, then you're gonna follow, and i'm gonna go last!" so we all just start laughing hysterically, we're about to piss our pants, when meri goes (sort of yelling in a whisper) "stop! fucking stop talking! if there is someone out here, he is here for the shooting range, which means he has a gun! if he sees any quick movement, he will shoot us!" i fell over laughing my ass off! and they wouldnt' let me go in any further until i could stop laughing. so we go out onto a path, and the wind blows this little charlie brown tree. so it makes a little noise, and a little movement, and jim goes "RUN!" so everyone's sprinting, me and fawn are jogging just to humor everyone. we get back, and meri and jim are already telling people that there's a person back there. and they're like "you don't believe us, ask them, they were there!" so i'm like "umm, yeah, it was a racoon or something, then a dinky little tree. but it scared me shitless (being totally sarcastic of course)" so the rest of us go back inside to say goodbye to a couple of people. we go back outside to hang out on the deck thing, when jem and merri come out of the woods almost pissing themselves. meri says "there was definately someone back there, and he was coming towards us. i saw him, he was wearing a cloak". now i didnt' say anything until later, but i said to courtney and michela "you now, that thing in the woods went from a squirrel, to a snake, to a tree, to a dear, to a bear, to some psycho rapist wearing a cloak. i think it was jsut a racoon!" but when i wanna go see this guy (i say i wanna go get his digits so we can party sometime) everyone's like "NO! ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!" i guess i am... in the end, me and fawn laughed it up pretty good, and jim and merri.... i don't wanna say they were being overdramatic, i'll just say they got caught up in the moment, for like an hour and a half!
okay, so we're at courtney's party last night. good party, but i'm gonna skip most of it to go straight to the woods. alright, me and fawn go in the woods a little ways and decide were just gonna be quiet for a while, then run out screaming to scare jen, so we're walking, and we see this little shed thing. we're like "okay" so we walk up to it, the there's this trick of the light where every time you turn your head, you think you see something move. so we were like "okay, we'll come back when we have some sort of light." so we walk out of the woods, and we tell a bunch of people about it. about five seconds later, we have jen, jim, meri, jen, and a couple other people with us going back to it. so we get there, and we use our cell phones to look into the windows. jim gets all concerned, and he goes "oh my god, there's somting fuckin in there!" well, it takes fawn to look in the window and say "it's a stuffed dear." alright, so then we were like hey, there's a shooting range right here, lets go for a walk. the girls don't want to, so they decide to go back, so it's just me, jim, and..... i think his name was bryan...
okay so where on the stand thing where you shoot, looking out at the actual range, and i was like "lets go for a walk" and jim goes "are you kidding me, you'll get shot!" so since no one wants to go with me, we all just go back. then we go out again, (lol) me fawn and jen. we walk out onto the shooting range (it's funny really, our cell phones are useless as far as light goes, and we don't have a flashlight; oh but before with jim, his cell phone lit things up alright, he didn't wanna go....) so we get about half way across the range (i guess it was about half a football field) and me and fawn hear a stick break really loud. jen doesn't hear it, so when we just stop, she's like, "oh my god, so not funny". we start walking backwards, and jen goes "what are we doing?" and i'm just like "we're leaving, now, turn around, we're going!" so we run out of the woods, and after a while, we're cracking up about it. jim and merri decide they wanna go now, so we go out YET AGAIN. there's like ten of us now, jim and meri in front, and jim says "okay now here's how it's gonna go down, if you dont' think you wanna go, just turn back now! if we see someone, meri's gonna run, then you're gonna follow, and i'm gonna go last!" so we all just start laughing hysterically, we're about to piss our pants, when meri goes (sort of yelling in a whisper) "stop! fucking stop talking! if there is someone out here, he is here for the shooting range, which means he has a gun! if he sees any quick movement, he will shoot us!" i fell over laughing my ass off! and they wouldnt' let me go in any further until i could stop laughing. so we go out onto a path, and the wind blows this little charlie brown tree. so it makes a little noise, and a little movement, and jim goes "RUN!" so everyone's sprinting, me and fawn are jogging just to humor everyone. we get back, and meri and jim are already telling people that there's a person back there. and they're like "you don't believe us, ask them, they were there!" so i'm like "umm, yeah, it was a racoon or something, then a dinky little tree. but it scared me shitless (being totally sarcastic of course)" so the rest of us go back inside to say goodbye to a couple of people. we go back outside to hang out on the deck thing, when jem and merri come out of the woods almost pissing themselves. meri says "there was definately someone back there, and he was coming towards us. i saw him, he was wearing a cloak". now i didnt' say anything until later, but i said to courtney and michela "you now, that thing in the woods went from a squirrel, to a snake, to a tree, to a dear, to a bear, to some psycho rapist wearing a cloak. i think it was jsut a racoon!" but when i wanna go see this guy (i say i wanna go get his digits so we can party sometime) everyone's like "NO! ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!" i guess i am... in the end, me and fawn laughed it up pretty good, and jim and merri.... i don't wanna say they were being overdramatic, i'll just say they got caught up in the moment, for like an hour and a half!