Oy, I thought I was moving into an apartment by myself. Turns out I was wrong. I am currently rooming with
Blattella germanica. I'm so pissed. There is a sign on the front of the rental office for my complex that says "Sparkling Clean." I was told my apartment was clean. No, it isn't. I have to wait until Monday for an exterminator to come and bait my apartment, which is something that may not kill them all. I'm so happy right now that I only have a nine month lease. I don't think I'd be able to stand more than nine months of opening my fridge and watching a roach scamper out. Seriously, how the fuck does a cockroach get inside your refridgerator. Seriously. Oh well, at least I can stay at home until the exterminator comes. So fucking gross.