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Feb 22, 2006 22:37

Hi kids! Let me reintroduce myself. I'm Jack Sloper, the unofficial giver of the unofficial Gryffindor of the Week Award.

This week the award goes to ANY GRYFFINDOR NOT IN LOVE WITH A SLYTHERIN! People, Gryffies hate Slythies and Slythies hate Gryffies. Why are you all suddenly pining after one another?! Is this some school-wide practical ( Read more... )

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_harry_p_ February 23 2006, 04:46:37 UTC

You know what?
That's rubbish.

How can you possibly think that someone has a choice over who they fall in love with?

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 04:56:26 UTC

Well, I know that most people don't quite fall in love with assholes and considering that most of the Slytherins have been assholes to most of the Gryffindors since day one, I'd figure that a Gryffindor would not fall in love with a Slytherin.

Are you in love with one, Harry? Is it Bletchley? Or perhaps Greengrass? Maybe Nott? Do tell.

_harry_p_ February 23 2006, 05:02:00 UTC

Ah, come off it, Jack.

Look, we might not agree on this, but you'd have to be completely thick to think I'd fall in love with any of those pricks or...her.

And whether or not I'm in love with someone really isn't the point.

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 05:10:08 UTC

Okay, I apologize for my snarky comment. However, I am tired of cleaning up the common room and finding all this gushy, disgusting poetry addressed to Slytherins.

_harry_p_ February 23 2006, 05:11:58 UTC

...addressed to which Slytherin?

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 05:21:43 UTC

M.B. or B.M., something like that.

It's abnormal.

_harry_p_ February 23 2006, 05:29:28 UTC

Yeah, well...

What's so abnormal about poems anyway?

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 05:50:43 UTC

Nothing's abnormal about them. Just this one in particular. It was so simpering and it rhymed pathetically. I wanted to projectile vomit.

_harry_p_ February 23 2006, 06:06:21 UTC

What, and you're a regular poet?

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 06:10:39 UTC

Critics don't need to be proficient in the arts.

blaise_brightly February 23 2006, 05:09:52 UTC

It had better fucking not be Theo.

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 05:10:48 UTC

Are any of your housemates pining after Gryffindors?

blaise_brightly February 23 2006, 05:13:07 UTC

...I don't know. I don't really care. But if Potter shows the slightest liking for Theo in that way, I will kill him.

_iknowjack February 23 2006, 05:23:36 UTC

I highly doubt that's what's going on.

_harry_p_ February 23 2006, 05:12:43 UTC

I'm not a bloody idiot, Zabini.

blaise_brightly February 23 2006, 05:13:33 UTC

No, you're worse. You're a fucking moron. Leave Theo alone.

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