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[_iknowjack]

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[_harry_p_]

Trust me, I know how you feel.

As if it really matters if I know how to pass a quaffle.

[marlow]

Well, technically, it does matter.

...but only a little bit.

[_harry_p_]

Yeah?

Care to tell me how?

[marlow]

Well, wouldn't it be kind of bad if someone passed, and because they were terrible at it, they dropped it and the other team got it?

[_harry_p_]

Of course that would be bad, and it happens sometimes. But if I spent my time watching out for bad passes, then I'd never find the snitch.

And if Jack spent his time watching out for them, then the Chasers would be left to battle the bludgers on their own...

...which would result in more dropped passes. ;)

See how it works? The only way to make it work is to drill the Chasers on the passing, and the rest of us on what we actually need to work on.

[marlow]

Yes, I see how it works. ;)

Of course, you and Jack shouldn't have to work with passing. Bletchley is just an idiot, I mean, we all know this.

[_harry_p_]

Good then, because that's the point. ;)

And he is an idiot. Certifiably.

[marlow]

Speaking of idiots, did you see McLaggen's post last night?

What in the hell was up with that?

[_harry_p_]

Yeah, I saw it.

Basically he's just a jealous prat with an ego the size of the castle.

[marlow]

First he said I was amature.

Then, he told me that if want to represent Gryffindor, I should do better.

[_harry_p_]

What?

He said that to you? I didn't see that part at all.

[marlow]

He said something like, "If you're going to represent Gryffindor, you need to learn how to keep yourself on your feet."

Can you believe that?

[_iknowjack]

He's such an asshole.

Why are there so many at our school?

[_harry_p_]

I'd like to see him take on a dragon.

Hell, I'd like to see him take on a skrewt.

[_iknowjack]

Or a flobberworm.

[_harry_p_]

*laughs*

I can just see him running from it now...