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You're invited to my birthday party on October the 27th from 8 PM to whenever.
It is pirate-themed so put on your best eyepatch and wooden leg and yo-ho-ho down to the Room of Requirement!
Rum and alchohalic drinks will be served.
Where've you been, baby? I miss you.
How's everyone? Things going alright? Any major hernias or STDS? No? Good.