Hey.. I'm a tool.
70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME:
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Nope
2. DO YOU LIKE DOING RANDOM THINGS WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
Of course. Fancy planned events are fun too though.
3. WHAT ARE YOUR WORST FEARS
Syringes. And dying a really horrible and painful death. Yup.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Nah.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yes.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY
So I'm told. wtf happened.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Not really. But I'm destined to live it forever.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No way.
12. ANY SECRET TALENT?
I tap dance with Kara. And I could probly outdrink you in a water drinking contest.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Hmm. Cancun.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Looking.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yup.
16. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yes.
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
Every once in awhile.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
No fucking clue.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No way.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Unfortunately. I hate flying.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
I have a pretty badass older brother.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Depends on the pencil... [dumb art kid.]
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Eh. I wouldn't wanna be there. I don't want to see or hear about it. I think the rednecks should cover that shit up with a tarp before strapping it on their car. But it doesn't really matter what I think.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Who knows.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's really irregular.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Cat hair and Shrimp.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU "?
Hmm. To my mom probly lol.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
He's dead. Get over it. So is TuPac.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled or over-easy.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Umm. Maybe.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
The sock monster steals it. Duh.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:11... Weird.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME(s)?
Katie, Kate, Welcher, Grapejuice, etc.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Extremely.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
On my way from the gym.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I dunno. Baths I guess.
38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Of course.
39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Not really, but I can't sleep without a little bit of light.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Spending money.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Both.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Sometimes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope. Thank God.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
3 Times.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Of course.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Eh kinda.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Green.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Overall, yes.
51. WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER, CHUCK NORRIS OR VIN DIESEL?
Chuck.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Um. The recorder.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Nope.
56. DO YOU LOVE SOMEBODY?
Lots of people.
57. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T?
Wow. Yes.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Haha... sometimes.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Not really no.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Sometimes.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Sometimes it just has to happen.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I can try.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Fuck yeah.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Crackers.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Not usually.
67.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT?
Don't even know. I like sleeping in my own bed.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST sexy TV COMMERCIALS?
Umm. No idea.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Yes actually.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I always like them all.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Nope
2. DO YOU LIKE DOING RANDOM THINGS WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
Of course. Fancy planned events are fun too though.
3. WHAT ARE YOUR WORST FEARS
Syringes. And dying a really horrible and painful death. Yup.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Nah.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yes.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY
So I'm told. wtf happened.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Not really. But I'm destined to live it forever.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No way.
12. ANY SECRET TALENT?
I tap dance with Kara. And I could probly outdrink you in a water drinking contest.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Hmm. Cancun.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Looking.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yup.
16. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yes.
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
Every once in awhile.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
No fucking clue.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No way.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Unfortunately. I hate flying.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
I have a pretty badass older brother.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Depends on the pencil... [dumb art kid.]
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Eh. I wouldn't wanna be there. I don't want to see or hear about it. I think the rednecks should cover that shit up with a tarp before strapping it on their car. But it doesn't really matter what I think.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Who knows.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's really irregular.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Cat hair and Shrimp.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU "?
Hmm. To my mom probly lol.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
He's dead. Get over it. So is TuPac.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled or over-easy.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Umm. Maybe.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
The sock monster steals it. Duh.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:11... Weird.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME(s)?
Katie, Kate, Welcher, Grapejuice, etc.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Extremely.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
On my way from the gym.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I dunno. Baths I guess.
38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Of course.
39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Not really, but I can't sleep without a little bit of light.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Spending money.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Both.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Sometimes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope. Thank God.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
3 Times.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Of course.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Eh kinda.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Green.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Overall, yes.
51. WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER, CHUCK NORRIS OR VIN DIESEL?
Chuck.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Um. The recorder.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Nope.
56. DO YOU LOVE SOMEBODY?
Lots of people.
57. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T?
Wow. Yes.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Haha... sometimes.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Not really no.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Sometimes.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Sometimes it just has to happen.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I can try.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Fuck yeah.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Crackers.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Not usually.
67.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT?
Don't even know. I like sleeping in my own bed.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST sexy TV COMMERCIALS?
Umm. No idea.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Yes actually.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I always like them all.