And you will marry Gary's best friend named Ralph. And he will be a plastic surgeon who will give us free surgeries when we're old so we don't get fat or ugly. We'll take bi-monthly trips to Cancun and live in the upscale neighborhood of our choice. As for my husband, Gary, he will be an orthodontist. Gary the orthodontist. Then we'll always have great teeth.
PS- Goose's old girlfriend has the 'Return to Tiffany' necklace. We're jumping her. We could totally take her.
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or find you some hot doctor in college... his name with be Gary I'm sure of this. He will be rich, I promise!
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PS- Goose's old girlfriend has the 'Return to Tiffany' necklace. We're jumping her. We could totally take her.
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$195
Heart Tag toggle link necklace. Sterling silver, 16.25" long.
$295
Tag necklace from the RETURN TO TIFFANY Collection. Sterling silver, 15.5" long.
$250
You can have all those if you go to Amy's house and beat her up for them.
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All I really want is the $150 dog tag. That's not bad for Tiffany's.
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Ummm.
Gym. What do you do? Pump iron. Run. Yoga. Pillatesssss. I used to do like half an hour of b-ball before school every day. It tastes so good.
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