i don't fuckin know! do you remember who you're talkin to?
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, I'm from Ohio and I ain't never had a girlfriend for more than a few weeks. I dont know shit about no anniversaries, mannnn.
Holy fuck though. You two have been together for how long?!?!?! CHRIST. i never thought you had it in you, BamBam. Like, seriously bro, I thought you were just gonna go through life fuckin as many girls as you could and sort of ignoring the idea of having a girlfriend, and you've been shacked up with a guy for a whole year.
and i am not fucking cockwhipped. fuck you very much, by the way. i love him is all.
yeah well. barely. hmph.
... he said to just send him booze but i cant find any way to do that on the internet and i dont want to ask Tulip to do it cuz he'd probably find a way to turn it into some horrible request that means i don't love ville as much as he does and i don't deserve him at all blah blah blah.
you're a bigger nidiot. im not the one with my legs permanently wrapped around a dude.
i never thought id see the day bam fucking margera would admit he was in love. more power to ville, i guess.
or maybe i just pity him... :P
dude. chillax, okay? he's not going to hate you if you don't get him anything like, spectacular. why don't you just... i dont know. send him flowers or something. do gay guys do that? send each other flowers... seems a bit weird to send a guy flowers. But then again you cant really send car parts either...
yeah, i know you're not, that's why you're the bigger nidiot. for not having your legs wrapped around a guy i mean. everyone knows gay guys have better sex. :P
shut the fuck up, man. quit being a bungholio and HELP me.
...dude. okay. like. ville said i shouldn't send him flowers but like, he's GAY, he'd prefer flowers to carparts ANY fucking day. what the hell is someone gonna do with carparts, anyways? jeesus.
oh my god, speaking of cars, did i tell you? this girl juliette in my school, her dad is some actor guy, anyways. she has a fucking bright pink lamborghini. and i got to fucking drive it.
dude. i swear i thought i was gonna come my pants. that is one HOT car.
i don't fuckin know! do you remember who you're talkin to?
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, I'm from Ohio and I ain't never had a girlfriend for more than a few weeks. I dont know shit about no anniversaries, mannnn.
Holy fuck though. You two have been together for how long?!?!?! CHRIST. i never thought you had it in you, BamBam. Like, seriously bro, I thought you were just gonna go through life fuckin as many girls as you could and sort of ignoring the idea of having a girlfriend, and you've been shacked up with a guy for a whole year.
Jeeeesus.
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Yeah. A year. Fucking scary, huh? Christ. It feels like a few weeks. And then again it feels like forever.
And I miss him more now. Thanks for that, asswipe.
Come on, bro, you gotta have some ideas!
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you are so soppy about him, bam. its fucking ridiculous. not to mention the fact that you're totally cockwhipped.
sorry dude. you're still alive.
i dunno, bam, why dont you just like, I dunno, tape yourself jackin off in that kilt thing of yours and send it to him. I dont know what he'd like...
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and i am not fucking cockwhipped. fuck you very much, by the way. i love him is all.
yeah well. barely. hmph.
... he said to just send him booze but i cant find any way to do that on the internet and i dont want to ask Tulip to do it cuz he'd probably find a way to turn it into some horrible request that means i don't love ville as much as he does and i don't deserve him at all blah blah blah.
plus i dont think ville needs any more booze.
argh. i dont KNOW.
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im not the one with my legs permanently wrapped around a dude.
i never thought id see the day bam fucking margera would admit he was in love. more power to ville, i guess.
or maybe i just pity him... :P
dude. chillax, okay? he's not going to hate you if you don't get him anything like, spectacular. why don't you just... i dont know. send him flowers or something. do gay guys do that? send each other flowers... seems a bit weird to send a guy flowers. But then again you cant really send car parts either...
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shut the fuck up, man. quit being a bungholio and HELP me.
...dude. okay. like. ville said i shouldn't send him flowers but like, he's GAY, he'd prefer flowers to carparts ANY fucking day. what the hell is someone gonna do with carparts, anyways? jeesus.
oh my god, speaking of cars, did i tell you? this girl juliette in my school, her dad is some actor guy, anyways. she has a fucking bright pink lamborghini. and i got to fucking drive it.
dude. i swear i thought i was gonna come my pants. that is one HOT car.
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DUDE. YOU DID NOT GET TO DRIVE A LAMBO.
OH MY GOD.
WHATTTTT.
dude. i fucking hate you. you get ALL the fucking luck.
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and i know.
sucks for you.
i told you you shoulda moved out here with me. :P
i coulda found you a hot boygirl and a lambo and a job and ...
yeah. obviously, london's the fucking place to be.
now what the HELL do i do about this present thing?
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