The Snotter
I just realized how long its been since I have updated this sad excuse for a written log of my life.
So, here we go!
I recently was put on Lexapro... Which is an anti-depressant and an anti-anxiety medication...
So far so good... Some days are still some what depressing... and some days i get small bursts of anxiety...
Like yesterday, I was driving to my appointment with said drum perscriber guy Dr. Sands.... and I totally almost missed the turn as I was going down a hill at 50 mph...
I slammed on my brakes and totally slanty eyed, tokyo drifted into my turn... AND that whole time i was doing it i was singing along to BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT!!
Totally scratch that backstreet boys part... I'm done with that part of my life... But Nick Carter's impeccable grace and golden locks... Oh god.... NEXT SUBJECT....
Why do I have stale bread next to my fan... weird... 17 grain wheat bread... HELL YEA I COUNTED.
I dislike summer because my hands get super sweaty and its awkward to shake people's hands...
Especially when I just pulled them out of my pants with a sock in my right hand....
This add is telling me to punch out stone cold steve austin....
I so don't want him to give me the stone cold stunner and then piss Coor's all over my body...
I have have a mindgasm..
....
Work has changed a lot... The Store manager Mike Park quit.... New manager Bill Heimbach came in and got rid of 4 people in two days. Including my fellow co worker in the drum shop...
So now my schedule is kinda messed up... Hopefully things calm down.
Last night I hung out with Brooke, her sister Jodi, Cody, Kevin and Adrian...
We went Linda hunting!
Long story...
We found her.... And thats all that matters....
Hope you enjoy your MOTHER FUCKING PIG INTESTINES! I wish We could of had that gang bang....
Jodi and I invented a Harry Potter porno series...
Harry Snotter.
and the Sorcerer's bone. (Total missionary positions with old people!)
and the Chamber of Secrets.... (VAGINAL EXPLOSIONS)
and the Prisoner of ASS kaban (Muslim anal Series)
and the Gobble of Fire (Facials in the eye, and LOADS of STD sex)
and the Order of the Kleenex (Masturbation)
and the Half Bloodied Prince (Menstruation Penetrations)
and the Deathly Swallows (BJs!)
Anyways... I don't what else to write really....
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * death *
So, here we go!
I recently was put on Lexapro... Which is an anti-depressant and an anti-anxiety medication...
So far so good... Some days are still some what depressing... and some days i get small bursts of anxiety...
Like yesterday, I was driving to my appointment with said drum perscriber guy Dr. Sands.... and I totally almost missed the turn as I was going down a hill at 50 mph...
I slammed on my brakes and totally slanty eyed, tokyo drifted into my turn... AND that whole time i was doing it i was singing along to BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT!!
Totally scratch that backstreet boys part... I'm done with that part of my life... But Nick Carter's impeccable grace and golden locks... Oh god.... NEXT SUBJECT....
Why do I have stale bread next to my fan... weird... 17 grain wheat bread... HELL YEA I COUNTED.
I dislike summer because my hands get super sweaty and its awkward to shake people's hands...
Especially when I just pulled them out of my pants with a sock in my right hand....
This add is telling me to punch out stone cold steve austin....
I so don't want him to give me the stone cold stunner and then piss Coor's all over my body...
I have have a mindgasm..
....
Work has changed a lot... The Store manager Mike Park quit.... New manager Bill Heimbach came in and got rid of 4 people in two days. Including my fellow co worker in the drum shop...
So now my schedule is kinda messed up... Hopefully things calm down.
Last night I hung out with Brooke, her sister Jodi, Cody, Kevin and Adrian...
We went Linda hunting!
Long story...
We found her.... And thats all that matters....
Hope you enjoy your MOTHER FUCKING PIG INTESTINES! I wish We could of had that gang bang....
Jodi and I invented a Harry Potter porno series...
Harry Snotter.
and the Sorcerer's bone. (Total missionary positions with old people!)
and the Chamber of Secrets.... (VAGINAL EXPLOSIONS)
and the Prisoner of ASS kaban (Muslim anal Series)
and the Gobble of Fire (Facials in the eye, and LOADS of STD sex)
and the Order of the Kleenex (Masturbation)
and the Half Bloodied Prince (Menstruation Penetrations)
and the Deathly Swallows (BJs!)
Anyways... I don't what else to write really....
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * death *