Oct 13, 2009 01:58
Who am I
I am the creator of mess, the mouth to be feed or silenced and the vacuum attached to my mother’s wallet. I am the overstaying flatmate, the attention seeker and occasionally, the enforcer of group hugs. I am the spare hand around the house, the fetcher of supermarket goods left forgotten and the in-house tech support. I am loved, lectured, praised, irritating and adorable. I am a Daughter.
I am gossip central, devil's advocate and an open ear. I am the shoulder you cry on, the person you lean on, the fellow celebrator or rant receiver. I'm your personal taxi driver, party companion and bodyguard. I am the confidant, the co-conspirator, the prankee and the victim. I am the 24 hour helpline, a bank lender and borrower. I am "Hwin", "Kate", "Katherine", "wannabe Mom" and "Jim Carry's Anal-dwelling butt monkey". I am your Best Friend
I am the problem solver, the pillar of knowledge and the complaints department. I am the provider of till change, break master and drink supplier. I am the slave driver, a confidant, the 'girl in charge'. I am the movie geek, the 'girl upstairs', part of the team as well as leading. I am meant to be a good example, the trainer and the leader. I am "Kaaaaaate", "Mini-Hitler", "come-in projection" and "oh shit she's coming...." I am a Staff Supervisor.
My Name is Kate W***