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Only real men know how to treat the woman he loves.
This is the sweetest thing in the world. Read, Learn, and Put into good use.
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot.
No, no, no. Show her she is beautiful by groping her.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
Again, no. Put your hand in her back pocket to seem as if you have a sorta of "connection," all the while, groping her rear end.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
Really, are you kiding? Lower, much lower.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
This one is okay. Just make sure you're drunk and hanging out at a loud bar with your friends (perhaps at a stripper club to give an added touch) when you make the call.
5 . Always tell her how beautiful she is, no matter what she's wearing.
No. A good relationship needs to start with honesty. So, it's okay if you ask her to change.
6 . Call her baby.
That is certainly better than "my babies momma"
7 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
Well, no. If you can't sing don't.
8 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
Sure, as long as there are tons of lurid sexual expressions within them.
9 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
DO NOT INTRODUCE HER TO YOUR FAMILY, UNLESS YOU'VE GOING TO GET MARRIED
10. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
Better yet, I'll tell you what girl's like. Forget the pebbles, break into a gals house while they are at work and wait for them until they get home. Even if you are "broken up." Chicks dig that.
11 . Carve your names into a tree.
A good piece of advice. Never and I mean never, shoot your names into a tree with a handgun. Chicks get a little freaked about that.
12 . CUDDLE.
Definately, cuddle if you think it could lead to sex.
13 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
No. Act way superior to her when you are around your friends.
14. Look her in the eyes and smile.
Uhhh, I'm not so sure. Try wearing sunglasses the first few times and see what happens.
15 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
No way. But definately encourage her to take nude pictures and perhaps even a pornographic amatuer home video.
This is the sweetest thing in the world. Read, Learn, and Put into good use.
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot.
No, no, no. Show her she is beautiful by groping her.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
Again, no. Put your hand in her back pocket to seem as if you have a sorta of "connection," all the while, groping her rear end.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
Really, are you kiding? Lower, much lower.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
This one is okay. Just make sure you're drunk and hanging out at a loud bar with your friends (perhaps at a stripper club to give an added touch) when you make the call.
5 . Always tell her how beautiful she is, no matter what she's wearing.
No. A good relationship needs to start with honesty. So, it's okay if you ask her to change.
6 . Call her baby.
That is certainly better than "my babies momma"
7 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
Well, no. If you can't sing don't.
8 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
Sure, as long as there are tons of lurid sexual expressions within them.
9 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
DO NOT INTRODUCE HER TO YOUR FAMILY, UNLESS YOU'VE GOING TO GET MARRIED
10. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
Better yet, I'll tell you what girl's like. Forget the pebbles, break into a gals house while they are at work and wait for them until they get home. Even if you are "broken up." Chicks dig that.
11 . Carve your names into a tree.
A good piece of advice. Never and I mean never, shoot your names into a tree with a handgun. Chicks get a little freaked about that.
12 . CUDDLE.
Definately, cuddle if you think it could lead to sex.
13 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
No. Act way superior to her when you are around your friends.
14. Look her in the eyes and smile.
Uhhh, I'm not so sure. Try wearing sunglasses the first few times and see what happens.
15 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
No way. But definately encourage her to take nude pictures and perhaps even a pornographic amatuer home video.