wow...
dad i'm sooooo sorry about the 28 dollar parking ticket i forgot to tell you about. how much do you get fined for speeding? how much do you get fined for dui's? i'm sorry i'm just not understanding why you are as angry as you are with me over something that could be so much fucking worse. are you bored? has your girlfriend not snuck in your bedroom lately? because you're pissing me the fuck off. now i'm going to smoke a bowl to spite you.