HP fic

[_honeyspider]

The things you find when cleaning up your computer. I don't even remember what the point of this little ficlet was...

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[teruhiko]

I lurve The Faculty. I will celebrate our shared geekiness by invading your journal!!!!11

You know, that little ficlet could be part of the epic saga that is our Gryff/Slyh LURVE. Because YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME. Even if we barely know each other! It's the glasses, I know.

Have I creeped you out yet?

[_honeyspider]

Duuude, I've never met a fellow Faculty fan! Whoo hoo!

And I admit it. I didn't find this on my computer. I wrote it yesterday after I realised my true feelings for you. I can't help the way I feel dammit! And you? You're a saucy little minx!

I think you'll find it's very hard to creep me out.

[teruhiko]

Seriously? You've never found any? How weird! I think it's great fun!

Ha, I knew it. We Gryffindors are IRRESTIBLE. Me in particular. I can't walk through a crowd of Hufflepuffs without half of them swooning at my feet. Bless 'em.
I must say, I suppose you do have quite some Slytherin charm...

Oh goodie. =D

[_honeyspider]

They must all be hiding.

Well, I'm sort of dating a Hufflepuff. And all the 'Puffs seem to be drawn to my journal. 'Puff's are so Teh Cuteness. *snuggles them*

And what do you mean some charm? Baby, I'm all charm *dazzling smile*

Whoa. A little two dazzling. *turns it down a few notches* Ah, much better.

[teruhiko]

Well here I am to dicuss fun Facultyish things!

I love Hufflepuffs too. Wheee! Sadly, I am dating nobody. But that's alright. I wish my journal drew Hufflepuffs... my 'internet-wifey' is a Ravenclaw.

Holy crap-- I'm shortsighted enough already! *squint*

[_honeyspider]

*thinks of Faculty-ish things* Say, isn't that the most pro-drugs movie you've ever seen?

They're so squishy! *squishes them all*

Sorry 'bout that. Sometimes my dazzling smile is just so unexpected.

[teruhiko]

Hm... it is. Well, next time mad water-loving aliens invade the planet...

And dead pretty! *Cedric Diggory thoughts*

S'alright. I'm pretty much blind as it is, anyways.

[_honeyspider]

Yep. We know exactlly what to do. It'll suck to be a non-Faculty fan then.

Slytherinsareprettier!

[teruhiko]

Everyone knows Gryffindors are the prettiest, what with our dashing, roguish good looks.

[_honeyspider]

Hmmmm, perhaps we should say they're differant types of hotness. You have that whole dashing, brave thing. We have the whole dangerous and sexy thing.

[teruhiko]

Yes. Yes, that's it. And the Hufflepuffs are charming and cute and the Ravenclaws are intelligent and clever. Hurrah!

[_honeyspider]

Go the Hogwarts Hotness!

[teruhiko]

Because I am a huge Nerdy McNerdypants with too much spare time and a lot of teabags at hand:

[teruhiko]

Also: ph33r my incomprehensible handwriting!! Even I can't read it sometimes!

[moment_of_sen]

AND you draw. Wow. I'm friending you right now.

(hehe, you got Circe pretty close! ^_^)

[teruhiko]

Woot! Behold my psychic visualising skillz. And I look like a flat-haired James Potter. Go me!