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Under the table, in a crate, we have Singaporean tigers! Oh my god! I've not seen them yet but I hear that they're not endangered... yet. Apparently they will be before the end of the night. :( Poor tigers. They're eating them because they're made of booze. MADE OF BOOZE. I am sober at the moment but I am leaving this page open, on the living room computer, so anyone can come and add to it. Bwaha.
*leaves*
...
That was foolish. I HAVE YOUR INTERNETS BY THE TONSILS!
Oh, the dino jelly! they are FAIL! They are more like dino... bits than dino jelly shots. It's like we dug them up from an ancient burial ground. But... with jelly.
i can has marga-fucking-rita!
suck my jelly!
Just found Alaska!
HELLO Eric having sex with... whoever that guy was. we may have just watched the scene on YouTube. i don't really watch the show since season one but i do like sexy times.
I'm in ur LJ, correcting ur drunken spelling
we're following the oz elections and freaking out here. Well, Laura and Circe are since they're the Australians. no one else cares.
Tim is telling us how the commonwealth games came to be. something about Germany and A CHRISTMAS CRACKER and one-legged race
HOLY FUCK THERE's a STANDARD DRINK IN THE SMELL OF THIS SHIT
Breastplosion.
JESUS Christ the absinthe. MY SOUL BURNS.
om nom nom screwdrivers they are not thast other thing but w00t is a kitty. (woot/james otp omg?)
leah: "i like that you took a shot of absinth to sober up"
Leah: "Four shots of 85% absinthe are probably enough, .... right?" (Also: "Yes, I'm going to fall over onto him")
Ali (On abinthe): "It's like blue whales: it doesn't matter how small they are, they're still way bigger than you"
Woot to Phil: Do you own socks?
Ali: *cracks up* that's a weird question for one man to ask another in my hallway!
Tim: abdominos rigidous
Ness: They are taking the hobbit to isengard
Leah: don't make me kick you in the teeth
Ali: they are taking the teeth to isengard
We are speaking about maths. Leah hates us all. Ness is takign about womanly vaginas but not really. She is talking about how men suck. And hobbits.
none of these bastards understand about the lava game!
*leaves*
...
That was foolish. I HAVE YOUR INTERNETS BY THE TONSILS!
Oh, the dino jelly! they are FAIL! They are more like dino... bits than dino jelly shots. It's like we dug them up from an ancient burial ground. But... with jelly.
i can has marga-fucking-rita!
suck my jelly!
Just found Alaska!
HELLO Eric having sex with... whoever that guy was. we may have just watched the scene on YouTube. i don't really watch the show since season one but i do like sexy times.
I'm in ur LJ, correcting ur drunken spelling
we're following the oz elections and freaking out here. Well, Laura and Circe are since they're the Australians. no one else cares.
Tim is telling us how the commonwealth games came to be. something about Germany and A CHRISTMAS CRACKER and one-legged race
HOLY FUCK THERE's a STANDARD DRINK IN THE SMELL OF THIS SHIT
Breastplosion.
JESUS Christ the absinthe. MY SOUL BURNS.
om nom nom screwdrivers they are not thast other thing but w00t is a kitty. (woot/james otp omg?)
leah: "i like that you took a shot of absinth to sober up"
Leah: "Four shots of 85% absinthe are probably enough, .... right?" (Also: "Yes, I'm going to fall over onto him")
Ali (On abinthe): "It's like blue whales: it doesn't matter how small they are, they're still way bigger than you"
Woot to Phil: Do you own socks?
Ali: *cracks up* that's a weird question for one man to ask another in my hallway!
Tim: abdominos rigidous
Ness: They are taking the hobbit to isengard
Leah: don't make me kick you in the teeth
Ali: they are taking the teeth to isengard
We are speaking about maths. Leah hates us all. Ness is takign about womanly vaginas but not really. She is talking about how men suck. And hobbits.
none of these bastards understand about the lava game!