On Saturday night there was a Heroes and Villains party. So I say to myself, Self, who is the most bestest and sexiest villain?
The answer is, of course, The Hitcher. He will, after all, harness the powers of evil to abuse you. In song format.
I even got my own half-hearted Piper Twin.
A few people got who I was. Everyone else was just confused to why I kept speaking to them in a bad cockney accent and threatening to put them in dolphin suits...