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Jul 09, 2008 08:16

I have plague.

Dude, how awesome would it be if they had livejournals back in the day?

Can only log on momentarily as mother is ailing with the black death and cries out at my use of her broadband at such a time. (Oh LJ, my mother does so make my life a thing of tragedy!) The townspeople tell us that this sickness is God's punishment for too many hours spent on bustyasianbabes.com and we must repent, but I dost not believe that the Lord could be so cruel for such a small crime.

Umm, so yes, I have plague. I await the boils and scent of festering apples quite soon I'm sure. I already have the fever, dizziness, headaches and all the usual winter time blahs. I presumably picked it up at the 48. See, kids, parties are not always a good thing. Enjoy in moderation. (Parties, veryvery good, Hilter, veryverybad. It's a moral dilemma.)

I was going to go to the library and use their broadband there but I've already had one adventure with the spinning ride known as Standing at the library this week, and that's enough for me, thank you.

bill bailey is a gooder man, medieval livejournal, i think i'm dying, hilter is a bad man, i long for bedtimes plz

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