This is hard hitting reporting!
The Star, Christchurch's free newspaper which once brought us such gems as the front page story about 'cat almost eats bird - but doesn't', has done it again. This time with 'man falls asleep in cinema.' Those may not be the official headlines for either but they might as well be.
A man. Fell asleep. In the cinema.
Yes, it was after hours and he had to be let out and whatever, but why is this a half page story and huge photo? Right next to the tiny tiny boxes that say things like 'bomb scare' and 'police car collision'?
And the letter's page next to it is warning boy racers that they need to show some resonsiblity or they'll never have any respect. Yeah, that's what boy racers are desperately searching for. The respect of the populous.
Aaah, The Star. You always bring the Lulz.
A man. Fell asleep. In the cinema.
Yes, it was after hours and he had to be let out and whatever, but why is this a half page story and huge photo? Right next to the tiny tiny boxes that say things like 'bomb scare' and 'police car collision'?
And the letter's page next to it is warning boy racers that they need to show some resonsiblity or they'll never have any respect. Yeah, that's what boy racers are desperately searching for. The respect of the populous.
Aaah, The Star. You always bring the Lulz.