Best Friends Forever
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Testicle Tosser (jess),
Happy Birthday to you!!!
as im sure all of you know, jess and i are like 2 peas in a pod. shes my best friend and its been that way since the 7th grade. i love her so much, and there are so many reasons why...
Jess, you've been here for me when no one else was, and when i couldnt be there for myself. you were my strength when i had none, my laughter when i couldnt find humor in anything, and my smile, when sadness has overcome me, and im thankful for simply those things everyday.when it comes down to it, i know you would do anything for me, and you know i'd do the same for you. we've created a beautiful relationship that i know everyone is so jealous of :). i can tell you anything, without the slightest feeling of hesitation, and i know that my words hold a special place in your mind, and i appreciate that you consider my feelings with everything you say and do. you've never failed at being a good friend to me. you are my sister at heart, and you are my second half. you truly are. i couldnt think of anyone else more special to me than you. whenever there is a hallow feeling deep inside of me, you fill it with your laughter, and your words, and your smile, and your stupidness, and your beauty, and your graciousness, and youre other stupidness :). thank you for being the best friend thats guided me through these past 3 and a half years. i know we'll create more stupid amazing memories, and i can't wait.<3
love always,
penis penatrator.