tape

[_hillary_]

well, guess what?

i taped a wasp to the floor today (in addition to a tiny spider i taped to the kitchen counter with scotch tape) with clear packaging tape.

and you know what?

I FELT BAD.Thanks to Misie and Aeshna's berating me about cruelty to bugs, and Misie's insisting that buggies have feelings. (Which I highly doubt they do, but I

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[ashesof_rose]

Oh oh oh!! Can I tell you the story of biology class last year???!
The table behind us tried to tape a living cockroach, I think, or something like that, to their bio-box and it kept getting away, and in the end they stabbed it with a pencil. The end.

Lesson: Bugs do have feelings.

Haha. Well after you get drunk, you obviously aren't THINKING straight. So of course you'd drink some more. People are stupid. Moreso than bugs. Haha. Sh. Well not quite.

You're the dream child for, like...everywhere. Haha.

[_hillary_]

EWWWWWWWW. Why did you guys have cockroaches in your classroom?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH EW.

Bugs are nasty, so it totally defeats having feelings. And they hurt MY feelings by intruding on my privacy. Like yes.

People are stupider than buggies. Bugs don't try to kill themselves. People do - suicide. And they do things that will get them killed. Whereas buggies don't go out of their way to do things to get themselves killed. They just don't have the awareness to realize they'll get killed. :p

And after you get drunk, don't you think, "THIS DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD!!"? Because you obviously - well, sometimes - are smart enough to run to the bathroom...

So why go take another drink? Yumyum. HAHA. Yea right.

I'm not a *complete* dream child. :p just mostly.

[identity7crisis]

be nice to the buggies! :-P

and in some alcoholic beverages you cant taste or smell the alcohol. just so you know...

[_hillary_]

bugs are NASTY.

yeah, well they still smell a little *strange*. it's not like orange juice...mmmmm..yum. i <3 my orange juice.