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Juuou-sama.
I feel no connection within the legions of undead in this world with Hellmaster, nor do I sense his presence. He must have found some other toy to play with in another dimension.
There is, however, the presence of unfamiliar Mazoku on this camp. Do indulge me as I cave to the mortal's persistent threats of limb-breaking so as to attain a post and identify these Mazoku. Quite a delightful setting for a feast, don't you think?
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Iyaaaa, what a fascinating camp you have here!
Enthusiastic wildlife, mindless violence, unexplainable deaths - what else could any vigorous young camper hope for?
Such well-hidden territory as well! While there is an astonishingly accurate map in the pamphlet the camp director has kindly provided, it served little purpose. It's truly fortunate that I managed to find it after asking a wandering camper for directions. Of course, it was a little tough deciphering the vague gestures, teeth gnashing and persistent request for brains, but a little miming goes a long way.
Ah, allow me to introduce myself - I am Xelloss, the mysterious priest. Don't worry, I'm not a suspicious person. In fact, I've been assigned to be your new relationship counsellor, ready to give marriage advice and therapy for the emotionally-challenged!
Sick of tenacious gorillas? Tired of asexual fiances? Post-natal tentacle baby depression?
Come to my office so I may listen to your woes, burden your sorrows... why, the camper with the most traumatic experience will even receive a free packet of facial wipes for his or her account!
Oya? I didn't mention where my office is?
Well, look past the thick mist covering the lake and you'll notice a new bridge leading to a wooden hut on stilts. Look out for the fishes below, they appear to be in their teething stage!
That said, I foresee a fun camping experience with you brave young campers. ♥
Juuou-sama.
I feel no connection within the legions of undead in this world with Hellmaster, nor do I sense his presence. He must have found some other toy to play with in another dimension.
There is, however, the presence of unfamiliar Mazoku on this camp. Do indulge me as I cave to the mortal's persistent threats of limb-breaking so as to attain a post and identify these Mazoku. Quite a delightful setting for a feast, don't you think?
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Iyaaaa, what a fascinating camp you have here!
Enthusiastic wildlife, mindless violence, unexplainable deaths - what else could any vigorous young camper hope for?
Such well-hidden territory as well! While there is an astonishingly accurate map in the pamphlet the camp director has kindly provided, it served little purpose. It's truly fortunate that I managed to find it after asking a wandering camper for directions. Of course, it was a little tough deciphering the vague gestures, teeth gnashing and persistent request for brains, but a little miming goes a long way.
Ah, allow me to introduce myself - I am Xelloss, the mysterious priest. Don't worry, I'm not a suspicious person. In fact, I've been assigned to be your new relationship counsellor, ready to give marriage advice and therapy for the emotionally-challenged!
Sick of tenacious gorillas? Tired of asexual fiances? Post-natal tentacle baby depression?
Come to my office so I may listen to your woes, burden your sorrows... why, the camper with the most traumatic experience will even receive a free packet of facial wipes for his or her account!
Oya? I didn't mention where my office is?
Well, look past the thick mist covering the lake and you'll notice a new bridge leading to a wooden hut on stilts. Look out for the fishes below, they appear to be in their teething stage!
That said, I foresee a fun camping experience with you brave young campers. ♥