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1. what color was your last poop? // brownish
2. last public place in which you farted conspicuously? // wendys
3. did you blame it on someone else? // I'm hoping nobody noticed
4. have you ever dropped your toothbrush in a gross place? did you use it afterwards? // nope
5. did you ever drop anything in the toliet? what'd you do? // I dropped a brush in once, I had to fish it out with the toilet bowl brush and throw it away
6. do you ever check your poop for corn or other assorted items? // nope
7. something embarrassing that happened to you between the ages of 12 & 15. // I wasn't running through the hall in high school between classes and there was a group of upper classmen in the hall, I tripped, fell, and landed directly at their feet.
8. does anyone in your immediate family have a mullet? extended family? // my immediate family not but they did a while ago, I have an uncle that still does though
9. do you ever gross yourself out purposely with google image search? nope but its happened by accident before
10. do you talk to animals in a high-pitched voice? babies? significant others? // animals yes, babies once in a while, significant others I would hope would hit me
11. do you ever "dutch oven" yourself on purpose? // no
12. have you ever purchased bikini zone, or any other product that reduces pube itch? // no
13. describe the most embarrassing pair of underwear you own. // nothing really embarassing but I have like 4 different pairs of boxers with hearts on them
14. during class, or work, or wherever, do you undress people with your eyes? // it happens unconsiously sometimes
15. have you ever eaten a traditionally non-food item on a dare? not on a dare? // I ate tin foil once by accident
16. most embarrassing band that you secretly enjoy? // simple plan
17. describe your idea for the perfect reality tv show. // I'm drawing a complete blank
18. have you ever stuffed your bra or pants? // no
19. did your parents or legal guardians force you to do anything really moronic when you were a kid? // no, my mom was pretty rad so is my grandmother
20. describe the worst tattoo you've ever actually seen, personally, on a human being. // its a toss up between the guy at metalfest last year who had a "cross and chain" tattooed around his neck but apparently had gained quite a bit of weight since he got it done so you couldnt make out individual chain links, or the older woman who has make up permently tattooed on her face.
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2. last public place in which you farted conspicuously? // wendys
3. did you blame it on someone else? // I'm hoping nobody noticed
4. have you ever dropped your toothbrush in a gross place? did you use it afterwards? // nope
5. did you ever drop anything in the toliet? what'd you do? // I dropped a brush in once, I had to fish it out with the toilet bowl brush and throw it away
6. do you ever check your poop for corn or other assorted items? // nope
7. something embarrassing that happened to you between the ages of 12 & 15. // I wasn't running through the hall in high school between classes and there was a group of upper classmen in the hall, I tripped, fell, and landed directly at their feet.
8. does anyone in your immediate family have a mullet? extended family? // my immediate family not but they did a while ago, I have an uncle that still does though
9. do you ever gross yourself out purposely with google image search? nope but its happened by accident before
10. do you talk to animals in a high-pitched voice? babies? significant others? // animals yes, babies once in a while, significant others I would hope would hit me
11. do you ever "dutch oven" yourself on purpose? // no
12. have you ever purchased bikini zone, or any other product that reduces pube itch? // no
13. describe the most embarrassing pair of underwear you own. // nothing really embarassing but I have like 4 different pairs of boxers with hearts on them
14. during class, or work, or wherever, do you undress people with your eyes? // it happens unconsiously sometimes
15. have you ever eaten a traditionally non-food item on a dare? not on a dare? // I ate tin foil once by accident
16. most embarrassing band that you secretly enjoy? // simple plan
17. describe your idea for the perfect reality tv show. // I'm drawing a complete blank
18. have you ever stuffed your bra or pants? // no
19. did your parents or legal guardians force you to do anything really moronic when you were a kid? // no, my mom was pretty rad so is my grandmother
20. describe the worst tattoo you've ever actually seen, personally, on a human being. // its a toss up between the guy at metalfest last year who had a "cross and chain" tattooed around his neck but apparently had gained quite a bit of weight since he got it done so you couldnt make out individual chain links, or the older woman who has make up permently tattooed on her face.
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