My Childhood, Jaded.

[_hemogoblin_]

When did the lesson-teaching, heart warming Sesame Street, starring Big Bird and his best friend, Snuffalufagus, become a bunch of giant stage costumes doing pseudo-hip-hop dance moves? And how did Elmo get cool? I hated Elmo.

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[david277]

And when the fuck did cookies become a "sometimes food"?!

[fiercerose]

Cookies are an all the time food, and anyone who says different can go screw themselves. Hmmph.

[david277]

I know! Cookie Monster sold out. He's just a puppet now.

[_hemogoblin_]

I heard a rumor that he was now the "carrot monster." Cookies aren't Adkins for Fat Children friendly. Major marketing faux pas.

I don't know if it's true or not. My sources are often unreliable.

[_hemogoblin_]

Good question. I'm appalled.