The Dubious Private Lives my Housemates Live

[_hemhem]

No, I did not forget where I placed my scroll. I simply got caught up with something more...interesting.

Far be it in my nature to, ha ha, stalk people, I felt compelled to do a little investigating. Out of curiosity. We should never listen to rumors. Instead, I find it's best to seek the truth on our own

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[_hemhem]

For once, Bellatrix, I am not trying to get you expelled. And I'm not invading people's lives. I am merely investigating a hunch.

...Why does it seem like you know more than you should?

[_hemhem]

I fail to see how that is my problem.

You know what I'm talking about, don't you? That strang girl, who is she?

[_hemhem]

You make it sound as if I don't fight back.

Don't make me have to use Veritaserum on you, Bellatrix. You might suddenly say something never meant for anyone's ears.

[_hemhem]

...Don't you dare.

Don't try me. Now, this girl. You know her, don't you? Part of the family, perhaps?

[_hemhem]

Then I am informing you that protego charms are going to be used starting now.

You're acting like you do.

[_hemhem]

My immune system has built up a tolerange of you. You're like a very stubborn, very disagreeable bacteria, but I'll live.

No, I don't think so. Who are you protecting, exactly?

[_hemhem]

Ear plus. And iron-strong will power to ignore you.

Innocent? Maybe not so. What if I told you I was after a Gryffindor?

[_hemhem]

I will kick your face in.

No, I don't think so. Because I'm after a certain Slytherin as well. And you're acting suspicious.