Jumping on the bandwaggon.

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[le_etoile_noire]

Oooh, she's gonna need some oil for that burn.

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My name is Umbridge, thank you very much. I'm am neither squat and toadly. I'm sure dear Sirius can make up his own mind.

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There is nothing wrong with sleeping with stuffed animals. I would prefer it over sleeping with all your dirty men like a common rag. I do not snore! There is nothing wrong with Sirius either. Your prejudiced ignorance is showing.

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I am not jealous of you! I'm not some sort of tramp! Your family's fight with Sirius is not my concern. Muggleborns are still human, after all. Half-breeds, on the other hand, aren't.

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My priorities and nicely focused, thank you. I plan on graduating with full honors and finding myself a respectable position in the Minsitry. There is plenty of time for less important frivolities after that.

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I'll be in the Wizengamont when you're on trial. I will also laugh when you're sentenced to Azkaban for life. From that moment on, I will continually lobby for you to get the Dementor's Kiss. When your soul gets sucked out of your mouth, I will watch with unbridled pleasure. I'll put that memory in a pensieve so I can watch it over and over again, in slow motion if possible. You're right. This is fun.

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...You wouldn't dare. I'm telling Professor Slughorn about your wild beasts. You shouldn't be allowed to keep dangerous creatures in the castle.

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...very well. Play your stupid game. I'm spending the night in the common room.