I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!

[_hemhem]

Bellatrix Black, have you no shame?
You are the most depraved person I have ever known. Don't think I don't know what you did last night! I'm not deaf!

Your perversion knows no bounds. I'm going to ask Professor Slughorn to move me to a new dormitory right now.

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[_hemhem]

I'm sure when they do find out how trully sick you are, they will change their opinion. What is it, Bellatrix, do you simply enjoy debasing yourself like this? Now you have sunk down to unnatural acts?

[_hemhem]

No. I will not leave it alone. Professor Slughorn will hear about this. And if you bring her to the dormitory again, there will be trouble.

[_hemhem]

That was not Avery. I am no fool, Bellatrix. I know when you're with Avery. I know Avery well enough to know what his voice sounds like. Avery does not refer to himself as 'doll', neither does he call you 'angel'. There is no way that person you were with last night was Avery unless you had decided to give him polyjuice potion to make him a woman, in which case you are more depraved than I ever thought you could be.

[_hemhem]

Overlooking the fact that you are twisted and have managed to corrupt yet another person in this castle, your unnatural lusts offend my moral standards. I could care less if you take your perversions far, far away from me. However, when you insist on dragging them back to my immediate location, I will make it my business.

Professor Slughorn is a respectable teacher in this school. He will either put an end to your sickening affairs, or he will allow me to find another dormitory.

I don't see why I should do as you say.

[_hemhem]

I accuse you of sleeping with a woman because you have slept with a woman, you sick, twisted, pervert. What's next for you? Some mangy half-breed? A beast of burden? I wouldn't be too surprised.

As do I. For the sake of my mental being.

Please. You've been saying that since the day we've met.

[_hemhem]

Innocent sleeping will not the make your bedframe rattle like it did, does not require gutteral moaning and the repetition of lewd phrases, nor does it have to shriek your name at different intervals. There is barely a difference between half-breeds and beasts, so you're halfway there already.

I think I will.