Failed Efforts
Despite my best efforts, the bird is unbendable. Bloody. Hell.
However, she does like my "spunk". I have earned a position as her number one, right hand woman. This is very convenient.
Apparently, the bint's plottin' a way to escape from Hell. And in my new position, I get to learn all she knows. If I play my cards right...
Just got to pretend to be her bitch for the time being, and we'll see how far this gets me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to mend up a torn dress.
However, she does like my "spunk". I have earned a position as her number one, right hand woman. This is very convenient.
Apparently, the bint's plottin' a way to escape from Hell. And in my new position, I get to learn all she knows. If I play my cards right...
Just got to pretend to be her bitch for the time being, and we'll see how far this gets me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to mend up a torn dress.