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_hel_

Oh Dear...

Jul 18, 2003 19:07

...It seems like some gang on PCP killed the Sunnydale Cheerleading squad and some chaps at a boutique. How...*grins*...delightful ( Read more... )

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the23rdevil July 18 2003, 20:25:57 UTC

*follows Joan*

Oh, hello Kat.

Er, what the hell did you do with your hair? It looks like you dyed it with blood or something.

Is everything ok?

_hel_ July 18 2003, 20:29:33 UTC

Dyed it in blood? Why ever would I do a thing like that? *smiles cruelly and lounges on a tombstone*

Everyone seems awfully concerned 'bout my well bein'. Somethin' goin' on that I don't know about?

*to Joan*
Tell me, what's wrong with the...dear Countess?

joan_the_slayer July 18 2003, 20:34:37 UTC

Um, I hope this is just crazy talk, but she said she saw you the other night...uh, attacking all those cheerleaders.

*Reaches into her weapons bag and takes hold of the trigger of her crossbow.*

_hel_ July 18 2003, 20:36:55 UTC

Oh, that. Well, there's a good reason she said that.

I kind of killed the whole lot of them.

So, what? Is this some intervention? Don't kill the innocent an' all that? Cute. Really.

the23rdevil July 18 2003, 20:42:51 UTC

Holy hell, are you insane or something? Did you hit yourself in the head?

What happened to the whole "I don't kill people thing"?

besides, why the hell are you telling a slayer this??

joan_the_slayer July 18 2003, 20:43:23 UTC

Wow, you really did it? I didn't believe her, thought it must be a mistake.

And yeah, guess you could call it an intervention. You know, I told you a long time ago that if you kept killing people I'd have to stop you.

*Feels to make sure crossbow is armed.*

_hel_ July 18 2003, 20:46:31 UTC

Aww, I thought we were mates, slayer. Guess you'll have to put an end to me evil ways. *snickers and rolls off the tombstone*

*looks up in game face*

If you can.

joan_the_slayer July 18 2003, 20:50:30 UTC

Guess I will.

*Pulls out crossbow and lets the arrow fly in the direction of Hel's chest. Runs at her, digging a stake out of her bag.*

_hel_ July 18 2003, 20:52:40 UTC

*tries to dodge the arrow, but it catches her in shoulder*

Ow, soddin' hell!

catty_katty July 18 2003, 20:53:16 UTC

*taking a walk near her old crypt when she notices Joan, Yuffie and...herself*

What the bloody hell...?

Joan!

joan_the_slayer July 18 2003, 20:56:57 UTC

*Kat's voice makes her turn her head in the middle of throwing a punch at Hel.*

Kat, what the--

Crap, there's two of you!

_hel_ July 18 2003, 20:59:33 UTC

*takes the opportunity to catch Joan's fist and deck her*

*backs off several paces, putting distance between her and the slayer*

You! You're the bint 've been after! Stealin' my face. It's quite rude!

catty_katty July 18 2003, 21:01:12 UTC

This...is odd. Steal your face?! 'Ve had the same one for a century, thank you!

*realization dawns on her* You...you're the one Elizabeth saw! You killed those people! Not me!

joan_the_slayer July 18 2003, 21:06:15 UTC

*Realizes which Kat is which when she hears the name Elizabeth.*

joan_the_slayer July 18 2003, 21:04:30 UTC

*Crashes back against a headstone, fumbles in the grass for the stake, jumps back to her feet and runs back toward Hel.*

No, you don't--

*Spins and kicks, trying to knock Hel's legs out from under her.*

_hel_ July 18 2003, 21:06:53 UTC

*falls unceremoniously to her ass*

Do you mind? *sits up*

I'm trying to kill someone here!

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