Aug 22, 2004 09:18
Hell has turned out to be such a nice place. I think 'm doin' an okay job running it. Glory was such a lovely girl and gave me control. People are ice skating and frolicking and even the most dirty sinners have begun to repent!
Brings a girl such hope. *helps an elderly demon stand up after he slipped on the ice*
Hell should've frozen over such a long time ago. It's helped everyone see the light. Praise be to God, we shall repent for our sins!
I wonder if I can 'elp make snowcones for the kiddies. Maybe Dylan and Ab will help me. It will help balance their evil deeds.
Gather 'round everyone, it's time for a confidence circle! Let's bring in the good vibes!