no need for a subject with all this reading you have to do even though i'm writing one now anyway
i think the chick to the right of me in my math class has the hots for me. everytime i feel her eyes all over my bod, i glance up and she gives me this promiscuous look of seduction. i have an exam comin up. i cant deal with all these people crushin on me. THE BOARD IS OVER THERE NOT ON MY ASS. ITS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM THAN MY ASS. well whatever. cant blame her for wantin me.
i found a frog on the field in gym today. it was jumpin around like frogs do. and so i asked mr elliot if we could keep it as like a gym-pet.
he said no.
i met michael ian black. as his hand graced my lower back, i had an epiphany. so this is what it feels like to be in love. mikey wants me like lion want rabbit. and together we are wild animals. he's so nervous that he cant even ask me out.
okay can i interupt myself for a second...i live on the third floor of my apartment complex and my windows are shut right now but i could LITERALLY hear the beat LOUD and CLEAR and identifiably radiohead blazing down the street across from me. well of course it's just my dad. i feel bad to whoever in our neighborhood who might've been sleeping. although i feel bad for the losers anyway if their bedtime is 8:30. that's just ridiculous. JUST absolutely ridiculous.
i think it's amazing how i could hear my dad coming home from a pretty far distance in an enclosed space by his blaring radiohead. i went outside and yelled at him "THIS IS A NEIGHBAHOOD!" and "MAH BABIES ARE SLEEPIN!" and also "HEY DAD HOW ARE YOU". he said he doesnt like the music softer than that. if the music's too loud, GET OUTA THE KITCHEN! haha
except i guess that doesnt apply considering that the kitchen is our neighborhood. my dad is such a rebel. he's tryin to bring down the man. he hates authority and he's not gona take it from nobody!
anyway i'm afraid for his hearing. did i spend most of my entry talking about my dad? well thats alright. dad is an important guy. he gives me food, shelter, and nurturing.
ya know what? i'm gona put a picture of my dad and i up right now. wait here! i'll be right back!
alright i'm back thanks for waitin.
it's a picture of us posin like mary kate and ashley (my fav pose btw) but i think big guy didnt get the memo about how they pose. and, yes, those are oreos. they ARE what you think. oh and btw, randy jackson's face is now nationally gracing the cover of all oreo packages around the world.
i feel like there's something i'm forgetting to put up here...well here's my life situation right now.
-school will end in 7 days (sorry salina XD), weekend unincluded.
-i'm currently on my period.
-my grandmother makes my bed everyday while i'm at school.
-and then yells at me when i get home for not making it myself.
-i have a 36 in photo.
-something hideous is growing on your neck.
-oh that's just your head.
-i met michael ian black and i'm still trying to get my ass to talk to him because i waaaaaaaant tooooooo soooooooo baaaaaad!!!
wow. not much goin on in my life. eh whatever
long time, no see to my lj though. sup, lj? hows it goin, lj-cruisers?
OH!!! i wanted to say that everyone's getting yearbooks and i saw the philosophy club picture in steve's yearbook and in the picture i'm eating a bag of chips!!! classic. go check it out if you got one :D
one last thing, mr crozier bought me a brownie today :D. i'm his favorite yaknow. no one else. only me. i'm the only one he cares about. back up! BACK UP! AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. CROCONCERT/CROFEST WAS THE BEST.
Until next time (unless i die tomorrow),
Crobunz's favorite student
i found a frog on the field in gym today. it was jumpin around like frogs do. and so i asked mr elliot if we could keep it as like a gym-pet.
he said no.
i met michael ian black. as his hand graced my lower back, i had an epiphany. so this is what it feels like to be in love. mikey wants me like lion want rabbit. and together we are wild animals. he's so nervous that he cant even ask me out.
okay can i interupt myself for a second...i live on the third floor of my apartment complex and my windows are shut right now but i could LITERALLY hear the beat LOUD and CLEAR and identifiably radiohead blazing down the street across from me. well of course it's just my dad. i feel bad to whoever in our neighborhood who might've been sleeping. although i feel bad for the losers anyway if their bedtime is 8:30. that's just ridiculous. JUST absolutely ridiculous.
i think it's amazing how i could hear my dad coming home from a pretty far distance in an enclosed space by his blaring radiohead. i went outside and yelled at him "THIS IS A NEIGHBAHOOD!" and "MAH BABIES ARE SLEEPIN!" and also "HEY DAD HOW ARE YOU". he said he doesnt like the music softer than that. if the music's too loud, GET OUTA THE KITCHEN! haha
except i guess that doesnt apply considering that the kitchen is our neighborhood. my dad is such a rebel. he's tryin to bring down the man. he hates authority and he's not gona take it from nobody!
anyway i'm afraid for his hearing. did i spend most of my entry talking about my dad? well thats alright. dad is an important guy. he gives me food, shelter, and nurturing.
ya know what? i'm gona put a picture of my dad and i up right now. wait here! i'll be right back!
alright i'm back thanks for waitin.
it's a picture of us posin like mary kate and ashley (my fav pose btw) but i think big guy didnt get the memo about how they pose. and, yes, those are oreos. they ARE what you think. oh and btw, randy jackson's face is now nationally gracing the cover of all oreo packages around the world.
i feel like there's something i'm forgetting to put up here...well here's my life situation right now.
-school will end in 7 days (sorry salina XD), weekend unincluded.
-i'm currently on my period.
-my grandmother makes my bed everyday while i'm at school.
-and then yells at me when i get home for not making it myself.
-i have a 36 in photo.
-something hideous is growing on your neck.
-oh that's just your head.
-i met michael ian black and i'm still trying to get my ass to talk to him because i waaaaaaaant tooooooo soooooooo baaaaaad!!!
wow. not much goin on in my life. eh whatever
long time, no see to my lj though. sup, lj? hows it goin, lj-cruisers?
OH!!! i wanted to say that everyone's getting yearbooks and i saw the philosophy club picture in steve's yearbook and in the picture i'm eating a bag of chips!!! classic. go check it out if you got one :D
one last thing, mr crozier bought me a brownie today :D. i'm his favorite yaknow. no one else. only me. i'm the only one he cares about. back up! BACK UP! AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. CROCONCERT/CROFEST WAS THE BEST.
Until next time (unless i die tomorrow),
Crobunz's favorite student