Cupid was never this cute…or this well dressed… [_we_happy_few_]
Alright, so the past few days or so haven’t been the best to plot and plan around getting Cordy and Angel together, but now that things have settled down it’s time. Then again I’m bored and Wesley isn’t down my back about something or other so I’ve had a little…ok a lot of time to kill.
So far I have the menu planned out, Cordelia’s favorite’s too. Angel’s a vampire, he doesn’t have taste buds so he’ll deal and eat whatever’s in front of him; including Cordy, especially with that fabulous dress I picked out for her from Sax. I swear - I mean if I believed in god and I wasn’t a creature of the night and all - I’m so glad that Cordy and I are the same size because I have the hottest date with Devin in the mail room.
Who cares about status and all that stuff in the work place when you’ve got an ass like that?!
Oh, so the meal and Cordy’s dress is all set up. I sent one of the boys from the copy room to get me a suit for Angel, on the company’s expense account of course.
Now, it’s just a matter of getting them both in the same room at the same time that isn’t all mopy about what’s going on with Fred and all. I mean I care about freddles a lot but c’mon really! It’s time to move on and shit, she’s walking around just fine so there’s no need to mope around about.
Ugh, I swear I’m gonna have to kidnap them both and tie them to the roof to get them on a date.
Ohhh! There’s an idea…
Hmm, I wonder who that new chick is wondering around…she looks like she got dipped in blue paint. Someone should warn her about that, it’s gonna kill her roots…
So far I have the menu planned out, Cordelia’s favorite’s too. Angel’s a vampire, he doesn’t have taste buds so he’ll deal and eat whatever’s in front of him; including Cordy, especially with that fabulous dress I picked out for her from Sax. I swear - I mean if I believed in god and I wasn’t a creature of the night and all - I’m so glad that Cordy and I are the same size because I have the hottest date with Devin in the mail room.
Who cares about status and all that stuff in the work place when you’ve got an ass like that?!
Oh, so the meal and Cordy’s dress is all set up. I sent one of the boys from the copy room to get me a suit for Angel, on the company’s expense account of course.
Now, it’s just a matter of getting them both in the same room at the same time that isn’t all mopy about what’s going on with Fred and all. I mean I care about freddles a lot but c’mon really! It’s time to move on and shit, she’s walking around just fine so there’s no need to mope around about.
Ugh, I swear I’m gonna have to kidnap them both and tie them to the roof to get them on a date.
Ohhh! There’s an idea…
Hmm, I wonder who that new chick is wondering around…she looks like she got dipped in blue paint. Someone should warn her about that, it’s gonna kill her roots…