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This is fucking hysterical
risque biologique Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
1st March 2015
Best Album:
'Readies Worry Converts Cachalot' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month August 2008.)
Best Single:
'Glitzy Sawfly' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 28th November 2008.)
Records Sold:
452,185,666 in total (157,751,310 albums, 294,434,356 singles).
Reputation:
Legendary
Groupies:
soulsister16 was caught fucking yuewolf behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside risque biologique's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
Otherrisque biologique were denied access to perform 'Burnets Pasquils' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad
risque biologique Member Profiles
punk_goth_churn
punk_goth_churn's deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.
_harlequinade_
Without ever being the focal point of risque biologique's sound, _harlequinade_'s intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
soulsister16
When soulsister16 started out in Jun 2005 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice soulsister16 is finally beginning to master the bass.
looks_like_hell
looks_like_hell is a solid live performer but fails to add anything too significant to the bands dynamics.
regisjr
If regisjr steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
33
Vitrines Lat Mouches Chazzans Massaged Warper
Sep 2005
24
Regives Cyanosed Drafted Hapaxes Managers
Nov 2005
25
Cinches Potiches Payers Leukon
Feb 2006
15
Dormin Nerols Indowing
Dec 2006
3
Beeyards Laager
Jan 2007
2
Quencher Jurymen
Apr 2007
2
Carabid Drink Plastrum Carracks Outpress
May 2007
2
Retiled Bauxite Aborter
Sep 2008
1
Glitzy Sawfly
Nov 2008
1
Crunchy Croceine Eng Diapers Splashed Imbolden
Jan 2009
2
Stator Guttles
Apr 2009
2
Fattest Aramids Gorps Shuln Eunuchs Okapi
May 2010
2
Proving Elegist Flub Binders Nudisms
Jul 2010
2
Lawbooks Carted
Aug 2010
2
Youngs Knarred Meridian Putzing Bututs
Oct 2010
2
Salvagee Rinks Healthy
Nov 2011
2
Burnets Pasquils
Jan 2012
1
Spicula Toccata Girts Deriver Spire Greave
Mar 2012
1
Flinch Pillbox Standard Torpids
May 2012
1
Reindict Farts Tunas Invent Sickees Launces
Oct 2013
2
Poohed Windway Tippiest Quotha Troffers Asswaged
Jan 2014
1
Amateur
Mar 2014
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
78
Smutted Outlaws Swanking Scummy Pards
Jun 2005
17
Pickadil Vortical This Coracoid Chipmuck Lieder
Nov 2006
1
Readies Worry Converts Cachalot
Aug 2008
1
Lati Beliefs Cembalos Slipways Pirated
Mar 2010
1
Hotelmen
Sep 2011
2
Spares
Aug 2013
northern ireland's worst
risque biologique Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
1st March 2015
Best Album:
'Readies Worry Converts Cachalot' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month August 2008.)
Best Single:
'Glitzy Sawfly' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 28th November 2008.)
Records Sold:
452,185,666 in total (157,751,310 albums, 294,434,356 singles).
Reputation:
Legendary
Groupies:
soulsister16 was caught fucking yuewolf behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside risque biologique's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
Otherrisque biologique were denied access to perform 'Burnets Pasquils' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad
risque biologique Member Profiles
punk_goth_churn
punk_goth_churn's deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.
_harlequinade_
Without ever being the focal point of risque biologique's sound, _harlequinade_'s intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
soulsister16
When soulsister16 started out in Jun 2005 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice soulsister16 is finally beginning to master the bass.
looks_like_hell
looks_like_hell is a solid live performer but fails to add anything too significant to the bands dynamics.
regisjr
If regisjr steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
33
Vitrines Lat Mouches Chazzans Massaged Warper
Sep 2005
24
Regives Cyanosed Drafted Hapaxes Managers
Nov 2005
25
Cinches Potiches Payers Leukon
Feb 2006
15
Dormin Nerols Indowing
Dec 2006
3
Beeyards Laager
Jan 2007
2
Quencher Jurymen
Apr 2007
2
Carabid Drink Plastrum Carracks Outpress
May 2007
2
Retiled Bauxite Aborter
Sep 2008
1
Glitzy Sawfly
Nov 2008
1
Crunchy Croceine Eng Diapers Splashed Imbolden
Jan 2009
2
Stator Guttles
Apr 2009
2
Fattest Aramids Gorps Shuln Eunuchs Okapi
May 2010
2
Proving Elegist Flub Binders Nudisms
Jul 2010
2
Lawbooks Carted
Aug 2010
2
Youngs Knarred Meridian Putzing Bututs
Oct 2010
2
Salvagee Rinks Healthy
Nov 2011
2
Burnets Pasquils
Jan 2012
1
Spicula Toccata Girts Deriver Spire Greave
Mar 2012
1
Flinch Pillbox Standard Torpids
May 2012
1
Reindict Farts Tunas Invent Sickees Launces
Oct 2013
2
Poohed Windway Tippiest Quotha Troffers Asswaged
Jan 2014
1
Amateur
Mar 2014
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
78
Smutted Outlaws Swanking Scummy Pards
Jun 2005
17
Pickadil Vortical This Coracoid Chipmuck Lieder
Nov 2006
1
Readies Worry Converts Cachalot
Aug 2008
1
Lati Beliefs Cembalos Slipways Pirated
Mar 2010
1
Hotelmen
Sep 2011
2
Spares
Aug 2013
northern ireland's worst