Next year in Jerusalem!
Just had the Passover Seder, wow thats alot of food. People who eat bread on Passover have no excuse! The non-bread substitutes are so good.
Snipit from the seder(note: my mother is Christian):
Dad: Transubstantiation, isn't a math topic?
Mom: No, it's what the Catholics believe, that they eat and drink the body and blood of christ when taking communion.
Me: Damn cannibals.
Mom:(Takes a sip of wine)
Me: (At mom) Drink your blood of christ and be merry!
Mom: Blasphemy!
Me: You know, I'm often called a blasphemer.
Me: Guess what?
Mom: (stares blankly and shrugs)
Me: That isn't cranberry sauce either, it's christ's liver!
Mom: (spit take with wine)
Dad: That's sick Daniel!
Me: (runs into other room)
I'm so Jewish.
Snipit from the seder(note: my mother is Christian):
Dad: Transubstantiation, isn't a math topic?
Mom: No, it's what the Catholics believe, that they eat and drink the body and blood of christ when taking communion.
Me: Damn cannibals.
Mom:(Takes a sip of wine)
Me: (At mom) Drink your blood of christ and be merry!
Mom: Blasphemy!
Me: You know, I'm often called a blasphemer.
Me: Guess what?
Mom: (stares blankly and shrugs)
Me: That isn't cranberry sauce either, it's christ's liver!
Mom: (spit take with wine)
Dad: That's sick Daniel!
Me: (runs into other room)
I'm so Jewish.