Jul 21, 2009 20:41
I just talked to Elmo and he wants to hang out with me when I'm on the East Coast.
He's not as happy as you would think, with his high pitched, childlike voice and infectious laugh.
I think he's a conflicted, lonely, melancholy man. Unfulfilled.
Maybe he needs a friend. Maybe I should be his friend.
I hope he doesn't try and touch my butt.